[NSFW] How hungry would you have to be? See details.

@ETpro Just when I think you can top any of your previous Friday questions. LMAO. It’s just body fluids, all the ick factor is in other people’s heads. I say bring on everything.

Oops, lost the t in can’t.

I swallow. It’s no secret.

However, I don’t swish it around in my mouth or gargle with it, and I certainly don’t share it with him (he’d kill me if I tried). The fluid itself isn’t “icky,” but let’s face it, it’s no Baskin Robbins. I hardly ever actually taste it – I know when it’s going to happen, I put it at the back of my throat, and swallow one big gulp when he’s done. Easy peezy. I have tasted it in the past, though. It’s not nearly as bad as I’ve heard it described – “bitter, slimy, thick, snot-like” – gah! Women are whiny bitches.

I personally don’t like the idea of him cumming on my boobs, face, stomach, or hair as opposed to swallowing. This isn’t a porno, hunny. The clean-up is so much easier when you swallow it. I have given blindfolded handjobs with good lube that ended in him cumming on his own stomach, which I thought was particularly hot, but he wasn’t a huge fan of it (after the fact, of course).

I think if a woman is repulsed by a man’s cum, perhaps she shouldn’t be with men.

I’ve delighted in the juices of a woman who maintains a healthy diet and keeps in shape. And afterwards merely wash my cheeks off.

And I enjoy deep kissing a partner after we’ve both been satisfied. So no squeams here!

YES, YES, YES, YES!

I think if a woman is repulsed by a man’s cum, perhaps she shouldn’t be with men.

Thank you.

“I have given blindfolded handjobs…” a whole new meaning to pin the tail on the donkey, great twist on a party game classic.

“Women are whiny bitches”

Woah..

“I think if a woman is repulsed by a man’s cum, perhaps she shouldn’t be with men.”

Ah, the benefits of getting down with the ladies!

Not all men’s cum tastes or feels the same. Some come out more jelly-like and dry into a grainy texture, as if jello had been chopped up into tiny bits, while others have more liquid and aren’t discernible on the skin after drying—if anything it dries into flakes. Some stink and taste acrid and bitter, while others have no smell and just a slight taste. So, I disagree with the “I think if a woman is repulsed by a man’s cum, perhaps she shouldn’t be with men.”

With the ex husband, I could not, for the life of me, have oral sex, even far back to when I liked him. The smell, taste, texture made me gag violently, and a few times I had to leave to vomit. With my first boyfriend, it was the exact opposite— I didn’t mind having his cum anywhere. I liked his cum.

I really do think people can be smell-compatible or incompatible and body-fluid compatible/incompatible.

@linguaphile That’s an excellent thought. I was thinking the cum didn’t bother me when it was inside my body why should it bother me when it’s on the outside. I had a woman offer me a blowjob and she wanted me to cum in her mouth. I surprised her when I told her I’d kiss her on the lips right after. But I see your point. Everybody’s different and fluids taste differently. Interesting.

@FutureMemory You’re very welcome.

@ucme HA! He’s blindfolded, not me. Heightens the sensation, or so they say.

@livelaughlove21 Yeah, the Stevie Wonder-ful wank…niiiice.

I generally just palm my face, wipe my dick on the pillow and traipse off to sleepy town.

sorry ladies, already taken

Thanks to everyone for playing.

@Adirondackwannabe Ha! I aim to please. And when it cums to bodily fluids, you aim too, please. :-)

Oh and not to worry about missing Mr. T. I already flagged myself once for writing “that” when the context called for “than” and I fixed that (or than, never can keep those two straight). Then I noticed, “And the little we currently know about the twat shot suggest sic that… At that point there were too many people answering to bother cleaning up my failings as an editor.

@livelaughlove21 Me too. I’m reading about all the terrible tasting lovers out there. Maybe people just didn’t eat as much corporate food back when I was sampling, but I’ve swallowed my share from both genders, and never ran across one that bothered me. Just lucky, I guess.

@zenvelo A man after my own heart. I’ve also had the great fortune of making oral love to one woman who would occasionally squirt. The smell of that stuff was the most incredible aphrodisiac I have ever encountered.

@blueiiznh That sounds like an “I’m hungry enough.” to me.

@FutureMemory :-)

@Mama_Cakes I do love to lick the ladies, but I think cum is hot because cumming is hot, regardless of the gender doing it. I know how that feels, and it feels real good!

@linguaphile Wow. Glad I never encountered anyone who made me react like that. Unless they were an emetophile… :-0

@Adirondackwannabe I guess so after reading the collected wisdom here.

@ucme Does sound fun, doesn’t it. I never had the pleasure of a blindfolded wank, but I’m willing to learn.

@Blondesjon Finally, a face-palm for something that’s great. :-)

Now, everyone go play some more so you have more cum-soaked tails tales to tell.

Mean people suck. Nice people swallow.

<< Is a very nice person.

@augustlan Lol. In that case, I’m mean, but I always forgive near the end.

@ETpro Ha! I aim to please. And when it cums to bodily fluids, you aim too, please. :-)

LOL, nice. You filthy animal. :p

I enjoy swallowing, kinda like a physical manifestation of the bond you’re wanting to share with your lover.

I swallow. It doesn’t bother me. Its not disgusting. He’s my man, why wouldn’t i want to? I like to please him. Besides, i guess you taste it more if you have to swill it round in your mouth to spit it out.. If you swallow, he just comes and its gone!

I mostly love bodily fluid, though there are tastes and smells textures I find fabulous.

Other people I usually can smell as imcompatible before we hit the sheets but there was a learning curve.

Otherwise I think it can be fun in the appropriate times to get sloppy juices. Not like there’s any shortage we can always make more. And if we do have to come up for air and nutrients well nothing is sexier then cooking together in the nude in the afterglow and maybe a preglow.

@rosehips Amen to that. Great answer.