You couldn't pay me to _____?

Go back to a 40 hour work week.

give up reading.

eat feces, drink semen from a cup

Take a Mods job.

Go to a party!

Drink my own urine (dirty hippies! lol)
Wipe butts for a living
Live anywhere colder than Missouri
To have a baby

@Mama_Cakes I think I resent that Bible Belt comment! lol

You couldn’t pay me to watch any more movies or TV shows about the kidnapping of a woman or a terrorist bombing.

Move back to a city;
Get on an airplane;
Wear high-heels;
Eat meat;
Swim in chlorine.

Anything on this page is non-negotiable for me.

THAT was disgusting @thorninmud. What would posses people to do that to themselves?

@thorninmud That’s some of the ugliest shit I’ve ever seen.

@thorninmud Feh!

Stick my tongue in someone’s ass.

@Symbeline hahahaha, that is hilarious!

It would also be freakin gross.

@Symbeline So much I want to say that is inappropriate…lol

@thorninmud , I refuse to open that link!

wuss

You live in California, don’t you? Probably nothing you haven’t already seen.

It was traumatizing, @Judi! DON’T LOOK!!!

@Judi It’s not that bad, remind me of some of our interns here at the radio station…lol

IT’S HORRIBLE!!!
Bet she looks. :)

The satellite guy is here right now hooking up my Internet. I don’t open any links right now because its just the iPhone E and takes forever to download. I don’t think I want to wait that long, especially if its pictures.

Chances are the satellite guy looks like some of the pictures

@thorninmud On the same topic, gauges stink I hear, true? Like rotting flesh, bacteria?

If I ever get close enough to find out, I’ll let you know.

@thorninmud Ditto, kinda like the look, but I’m sensitive to smells. Not on me of course.

I was so horrified by one of the pics in @thorninmud‘s link I made it my avatar. [caption added by me].

SICK @FutureMemory!

@FutureMemory @Coloma was right in telling you to shave your scrotum???

Just wondering how she would know it felt soooo good

Still haven’t looked but he satellite guy is wearing jeans, a white t shirt, a big straw hat and is missing a front tooth.

Depends. How much ya paying?

Honestly, with the exception of anything involving feces, urine, or sex with animals or children — I think I can be bought.

—@FutureMemory ‘s avatar was enough. Yuck.

…day could you, i’m a little short of cash.

@ragingloli and if its not in a cup…..? :P

Well I was thinking “Wear really high heels” but I guess I’m pretty conservative that way.
@FutureMemory It’d make it easier to check if you had anything in your teeth.

Jeez Louise, @FutureMemory!!

Do not got to the gone wrong page unless you have a strong stomach. But that ass in the first row might make an interesting avatar.

….lick @ucme‘s arse.

There were some tattooed dicks. That would hurt!

You couldn’t pay me to tattoo my dick. <looks down> Oh phew! Nevermind.

Serious answer: to live with my sister-in-law. (Either of them, but mainly, my husband’s sister.)

@WillWorkForChocolate Is that the one you’re watching the wee one for?

Yes.

lol. sorry. ;)

Lie to my wife or do anything that would hurt my children.

OMG! Wow, hey…I want devil skull plates and a porthole under my lip. Gah!
You couldn’t pay me enough to do any body modification either. I think I’d rather be a hooker for a day. lol

Lol, lip window.

@Plucky seems to be perfectly happy to lick other arses though…ewww!

@Ucme If it feels good do it, as the hippies say lol

@KNOWITALL Great, now this song is stuck in my head. ;)

Just a petty little post from @Plucky that served no real purpose…arsing around if you like.

@rojo She told us once that she prefers her men that way.

Lol, I haven’t licked anyone’s arse!

If the woman just stepped out of the shower and did a particularly good job cleaning her ass I would consider it. I mean, it’s like right next to that other spot I’m already more than happy to lick..right?

oh, so you singled mine out for reasons known only to yourself, just as I thought.
just to be perfectly clear, i’m not referring to @FutureMemory tonguing my ring…mmkay!

@ucme Lol, sorry, you were talking in some other thread about arse licking.

Well, I wasn’t, not really, just a throw away remark in response to @KNOWITALL‘s arse licking comment. Funny how folks relish pouncing on innocent little gestures…but still.

Seriously though….

You couldn’t pay me to abuse anyone, ever…be it human or other animals.

You couldn’t pay me to hug @Plucky coz i’d do that shit for free :-)

Aww, @ucme, I’d hug you for free too!