Fluther just told me I need to take a vacation. Why?

My screen says “It’s been so lonely without you.” Have a nice Vey-KAy.

The mostly likely reason that you received that message is that you need a vacation.

It just asked me:

Does your mother know you’re here?

Must’ve been reading the NSFW stuff….

I think it was just giving youammunition for your wife @rojo.

It told me to get bent.

@Symbeline Clearly Dr. J is inviting you out to drink warm mead from the skulls of your enemies.

He is.

I wish it would do that. It keeps telling me, I smell great, and to put up my feet and stay awhile, and how I am its favorite and how it loves me. I think I am being stalked.

It’s there way of telling you to fuck off, a little cryptic, but not very subtle.

Maybe fluther isn’t your cup of tea!

Funny, mine is asking me if my mother knows I’m here. Well, uh, she’s sitting about 4 feet from me, so I guess, yes.

They’ve been keeping a seat warm for me, so maybe they just don’t like you…

I have something in my teeth, so…

I wish it would tell me to take a vacation!

I’m being spied on.

“You look good today, but your desk is a mess”/

I’ll go with Albert’s theory.

Albert Einstein – “If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”

@Bellatrix Could just mean the person is broke. These days, its hard to keep a desk neat since manufactures are building more desks without drawers and pricing it at the full price of a desk with drawers.

Mine currently says “You’re welcome to crash on our couch”. @augustlan put the coffee on, I’m on my way ;)

Screw the coffee…I’ll serve you a nice cognac. ;)

Fluther has been waiting for me this morning – how nice :-)