[NSFW] If you could have someone make a short movie just for you, what would it be like?

I’d rather not get into details, but let’s say it would involve a pale redhead, fresh-baked chocolate chip cookies, and some Bassett hounds.

I like curvy girls so they would have ample breasts, round tummies and large bottoms. Very vintage and very erotic.Pale skins dark hair. No muscle women, or stick figures. With lot’s of taboo thrown in.

No thank you. I will be making and starring in my own movie with a tall dark and handsome tattooed guy at the gym and yes it will be a little rough <pun intended and I will enjoy role playing that character <pun intended again. ;p

Mine would be dirty, dirty, dirty quad porn.

@cookieman You give Cookie Monster’s “Cookie! Om nom nom nom!” a whole new point of view. :-)

@LornaLove If you decide to commission that work of art, I’ll split the cost with you for a copy of the DVD. :-)

@nofurbelowsbatgirl I don’t suppose that video will be posted on YouTube. More’s the pity.

@SuperMouse I’m not ashamed to admit my shocking naïveté in such matters. What’s quad porn?

@ETpro uh no, I’m guessing it would have to be posted on porntube or youjizz.

May I suggest MakeLoveNotPorn? You can actually make some money for posting something that’s not contrived and formulaic.

Eh I’d just have it be some b movie where a skull appears in random places of my apartment and starts screaming at me.

I know you’re talking about porn, but screaming skulls excite me.

@Symbeline Whatever creams your jeans is cool with me. :-)

@Symbeline‘s answer reminded me of Full Metal Jacket…“l’m gonna gouge ya eyes out & skull fuck ya!” That would make for a passable porn flick, if you’re into that shit.

Getting fucked in the eye does happen in this sick ass movie called A Serbian Film.

WARNING; don’t watch it.

@ucme & @Symbeline Eye wouldn’t be up for that that sort of action. I’d find that about as sexy as watching maggots eat puke.

Eye to that. lol And ew, maggots I hate those things.

@ETpro You twisted sick fuck…that’s why I like ya, kinda :D

All I would need is Alan Rickman and Patrick Stewart sitting around having a conversation, saying such things as, “straaaaawberries” and “silence!” and “make it so!”

‘Course AR would be wearing his black cape and PS would be wearing his starfleet uniform, although maybe halfway through, they could switch outfits ; P

Is anyone else starting to feel a bit warm in their house of V?