NSFW: What are your favorite and least favorite sexual slang terms?

Lol boning.

Like; snatch. Sounds all cute. And kinda slutty, but we all got our wild sides.

Dick, cock and cunt; nice and classic words that don’t ever loose their edge.

Boobs; it sounds funny, but has a good middle balance that never ruins any mood. I also like rack and knockers.

Hoe; mostly because of the farming tool, which automatically makes me think of horror movies, so it’s awesome. Imma hoe these hoes to death, G dawgz!

No like;
Vajayjay. Don’t be a wuss. Say it properly, be vulgar, or shut the fuck up.

Fap. A man whacks off, jerks off, pulls the pud, shakes the snake, a man masturbates. But a man does not fucking fap.

Porking. Right, like I want to think about pigs when I think about sex. If I had a boner, that word would make it sink to the ground.

@Symbeline I agree. I hate “fap”. Probably because it makes me think of weirdos on 4chan and such…

I love hearing hot guys say “dick”. Turns me on. “Cock” on the other hand I just think sounds ugly. >.<

@DominicX I agree. I hate “fap”. Probably because it makes me think of weirdos on 4chan and such…

Funny you should mention that, as I was thinking of the exact same kinda people lol.

I was watching the Great British Bake-Off the other day and they were making croque-en-bouche. I told my husband I was hoping for a bit of cock-and-bush later. He fell about laughing but I got my wish :D

We’re both a bit silly so come out with such ridiculous things regularly. I can’t think of anything else right now.

Oo I can’t stand hammer and bits.

Vajajay I agree is weak.

Never heard of fap before.

I also hate porking or clam dive in fact fish tacos any thing fish and you aren’t getting anywhere near me…

I actually like cunt, dick, penis labia boobs rack ass clit tits in fact as descriptive as can be the better.

Hate fap, hate hate hate it.

Shagging is a classic and I always have a chuckle when I hear someone talk about hanging out the back of someone.

So here are some terms I have heard before, “snatch”, it has just got to be one of my favs since it sounds so fierce and like your “cooter” is ready to eat something up.

I was also told once to call it a petunia.

In Canada we affectionately and lovingly call it the beaver.

The bearded clam.

Peach.

Fetus factory.

Box.

Hole.

Finger warmer.

Womanhood.

Ladyparts.

I used to attend many sex toy parties lol

Hee-hee, I bet this question had the professionally offended brigade here pulling at their nipples with rage :D
Erm yeah, tits/baps/pussy/fanny/snatch/cock/knob/dick/hump/shag/fuck/muff dive/ are all good in the hood of the clitoris, or flicking the bean if you please…which I do…which is nice.

What the hell is FAP?

I like vadge, clit, button.
Penie dick or willy is cool “throbbing member” or “jade stalk”( snort) hysterical.

Hate hate hate Cunt. Urgggh, never heard of fish taco but hate hate hate it already.

Snatch is funny “careful there I’ll chop your dick off with my snatch” sounds like its got teeth!!

In Australia we call having sex Rooting, as in “you awake?wanna root?” Hahaha…
I love shagging too, we used to have purpose built vehicles here called shaggin wagons.

I prefer calling sex “sexing” when someone says ” make love” I want to reach for the bucket puke….....

Lastly FISTING, WOW how?

I dated a woman who called it her peach. Immediate boner.

Hate slit and gash. Very slasher. Makes me puke.

I once read in some nursing notes where a nurse referred to the head of a patient’s penis as the penile corona. How endearing and 19th century. Every man a King.

Penis = Schlong
Vagina = Hootchie
Sex = Bumping Uglies

If I’m not being silly, I just stick with penis, vagina, and sex.

I guess I’ll jump in here…

Like: dick, cock, wang, boner, woody, hard-on, stiffy
Dislike: pecker, prick, dong, schlong, and any cheesy romance novel reference like love stick

Like: cooter, vag, pussy, twat, poon
Dislike: muff, snatch, beaver, gash, cunt (not to describe a vagina anyways)

Like: fucking, boning, banging, boinking
Dislike: porking, making love, doing “it”

Like: jerking off, jacking off, whacking off, beating off
Dislike: flicking the bean, choking the chicken

Like: giving head, blowjob, sucking off, going down on, eating out
Dislike: muff diving, carpet munching

…I could do this all day. :)

Hate cunt and vag. Like pussy, cock, and dick (<—NSFW. Funny, but vulgar).

Cock and pussy, especially.

I like most of them, and frequently use cock, dick, cunt, pussy, clit, and schlong.

I will use bits in more polite company sometimes: “Excuse me, could you please get your dog’s face out of my bits?” lol

I occasionally use fap sarcastically: “You’re reading these comments and fapping all over your keyboard, aren’t you?”

I haven’t seen anyone mention poon or cunny yet. Those are okay, too. I don’t think there are many slang terms that I simply can’t stand, except for maybe dingdong. I like wiener more than dingdong.

@WillWorkForChocolate I mentioned poon. :)

The one I dislike the most, in reference to sex, is Porking.

Yes and No.

^^concur with above comment^^

But in addition to “no”, I’ve never been a fan of the “brown eye” visual… nor the erroneous conjunction “man-gina”.

Very fond of “peaches and cream” though.

I have never heard anyone use “porking” and I hope I never do… :P

The one term that really bugs me is “boinking”. There was one jellie that used that term a lot and it bugged the shit out of me.

When talking to a women I like calling her lady bits “kitty”.

Soapy tit wank, otherwise known as a Barney Rubble

I’d smash her back doors in

I am blown away by @symbeline’s ability to conceptualize such a question. I can’t devote the sort of quality time to the effort that I’d need to produce such a detailed list. I mostly like things, and thus the words most commonly associated with them. I like pussy, ass, boobs, tits and cock. I like to eat, suck, lick and rim in both the active and passive tense. I’ve often puzzled over blow jobs. You suck cock, you don’t blow it.

For masturbating, I’ve always liked “waxing the dolphin” (for men).

I’m sexually awkward, so that’s mellow.
Basically, I don’t want someone to be talking to me very much while we’re messing up the bed. If somebody wanted me to say something, the best I can give them is “Dude. We’re totally humping.”
I like to call people cunts and twats. It makes me laugh, but I don’t think they’re very erogenous words. I think pussy is a nasty word, and if someone thinks it’s a good idea to say that to me while we’re getting all hot and bothered, it ends there. (Shudders)
I don’t mind questions every now and then. “Do you like that?” “Does that feel good?” “Am I hurting you?” But I don’t want a guy whispering dirty things in my ear while we’re getting freaky with our white selves.
I have a lot of awkward saying that mean sex. All hot and bothered. Messing up the bed. Freaky with our white selves. Trouser snake hunting. “there are 206 bones in the human body, and I would like to jump every one of yours ;)”
Then I have regular things that I don’t mind. Fucking. Banging. Whatever.

Freaky with our white selves. Lol I like that one.

Never heard of fap before – thanks! And I agree vajayjay is lame and misused. Pussy and cunt are the general region (to me), but vajayjay is a term for the vagina, so saying someone waxed their vajayjay is wrong or an extremely disgusting condition.

I also dislike and would never use porking, humping, bumping uglies or any kind of fish reference when talking about sex.

I’ve also never really liked “horny.” I’ve probably only used it to describe myself one or two times and that’s only because there aren’t a lot of other words to use for that feeling.

@Gabby101 Referring to the external female genitalia as a “vagina” is technically incorrect, but that’s what most parents teach their children for the entire area, and many people use it that way as adults as well even when they know better. Labia minora, labia majora, vulva, clitoris…eh, vagina will do in most cases. The only time I ever use the terms labia or vulva is when I talk to my gynecologist.

I don’t use “horny” either. I usually don’t vocalize the feeling in that way anyways. I suppose “in the mood” would work, or you can just be direct – “wanna fuck?”

Took this girl back to my place for a bit of ‘how’s ya father’.
She showed me her tuppence and I got my willy out.

Hahaha I also love ‘fanny’.
But in the UK a fanny is a vagina.
That’s why it’s funny when we hear Americans say things like ‘fannypack’.

My ex husband called womens’ vaginas’ ‘frogs’ disgusting I think. A friend of mine called them her frilly bits. Which is OK. Oyster is nice, as is peach, pleasure hole, Venus fly trap (Joking).

I like cunt, pussy, snatch I don’t like cooter so much. Beaver neither.

Cock, prick, rod is OK. Willy is silly.

Crushed petals is nice too, since it looks like that!

Regarding favorite names for masturbation, my favorite is playing 5 on 1.

I think it’s funny to call a vagina a “hoo-ha”

Masturbation: buff the llama, rub one out, long stroke, auto-eroticism, jackoff
Penis: Cock, Tool, Rod, Probe, Meatpuppet, Governor
Vagina: Pussy, Shipping/Receiving, Honeybox, LotusFlower, Cunt, Nappy Dugout, Adkins Diet, Home
Sex: Fun in the Buns, Doing the Laundry, Digging it Out, Deep space exploration, Bop, Banging, Cootchie popping, Tapping that ass, Gaping, Anal, Fucking, backdoor bang
Breast: tetas, titties, twins, funbags, dairy queen, moo makers, silver dollar pancakes
Butt: Booty, ass, backyard, junk in the trunk

@carob_tree Adkins diet?

@livelaughlove21 it’s a reference to the delicious and health conscious benefits of cunnilingus. Adkins diet features a low carbohydrates intake. I can eat Adkins diet and never gain weight.

My least favorite for today is humping. But that’s probably because my dog doesn’t get neutered for two more loooooong days.

@carob_tree Ah, I thought it had more to do with it being on an “all meat diet.”

An old friend of mine used to refer to the “hot beef injection”. That one always gives me the shakes.

In the movie “Grumpy Old Men”, Burgess Meredith said about another character “He’s takin’ the shrimp boat to tuna town!”

@filmfann If I’m not mistaken, “hot beef injection” originated, or at least gained popularity, from The Breakfast Club (at the 0:15 mark).

@livelaughlove21 My friend was saying that 15 years before The Breakfast Club.

@filmfann Ah, well never mind then.

Badonkadonk=Bigger ass yep.
Badinkadink=Smaller dink?

The ad is actually telling the truth, eat too many of that and you get this. lol.