[NSFW] What jobs would you do regardless of the pay?

Tentacle Rape Machine tester.

Fluffer for Hugh Jackman

Anything creative, especially interior design, writing gigs, decorating for events, helping landscape gardens and yards. Shopping for art, plants, home furnishings is not work, it is just sheer fun!

Fluffer for Joe Manganiello

Fluffer audition subject, for women wanting to be hired to fluff…

Personal sex slave for Gale Harold.

….or Collin Ferrell, Gerard Butler, or Keith Urban.

Lelo product tester.

I’d love to be an actor, I’d do it for free! that goes for both the SFW AND NSFW sections!

Oh, I’d be a food critic….feed me your finest, and if I like it I will write you a glowing review!

@Coloma

What kind of food reviewing is NSFW? ;-)

Face seat for Ashley Adair, or any other BBW.

@ragingloli If I ever revert back into my former Chambered Nautilus avatar, I’ll be there for you. Chambered Nautiluses have for specialized sex tentacles. Even with three dedicated to penetration, one is left over to suction cop those nipples.

@syz with those smoking hot hunks, I;d be glad to pinch hit for you.

@Coloma Set design for porno flicks? You like non-challenging work, I see.

@zenvelo Licker to keep fluffers dedicated to their work.

@livelaughlove21 Oh would I love to be a fly on that wall.

@wildpotato It’s dirty work, but somebody’s got to do it.

@LornaLove Keep that kind of laser focus, and you’ll probably make it.

@Coloma You want me to feed you my finest. I thought you would never ask.

@Brian1946 The kind that reviews what I mentioned, or what @Incoherency_ wants to eat.

Dominatrix.

Don’t have to do any sex acts and get to boss men around, tie them up and force them to be your obedient slave. What’s the downside here?

Fellatio practice ‘dummy’ for women that really want to impress their new boyfriends.

@FutureMemory Rookie blowjobs? Ouch.

@FutureMemory
Would you also train dogs and cats?

@livelaughlove21 I’ve found the most enthusiastic period to be in the beginning of a relationship :D

@ragingloli Only to bite you on the face.

@FutureMemory
Cum on, you must be at least somewhat curious what a cat’s tongue feels like, and dogs probably have a much easier time deep throating :P.

@ragingloli Oh I know what a cat’s tongue feels like. My kitty likes to lick my hands for some reason. Luckily he has never shown interest in my genitals the few times I’ve lounged about the house nude. I can only imagine the experience to be decidedly unpleasant. I might be wrong though…can you tell me what it feels like when your cat deep throats you?

@Buttonstc THe best dommes do make men do things that have strong sexual connotations, like letting themselves be queened by her, licking her till she’s satisfied, even outre divertisment like serving as her toilet paper. At that level, it isn’t a job for the faint of heart. But it can pay exceedingly well.

@FutureMemory It would be a fun class to teach. The best part would be the knowledge about how you are helping human sexuality grow. Here’s an expert at work. The StileProject is safe sex, but don’t ckick on any og the flashing links or local ladies who offer to chat.

@ragingloli A cat’s tongue is like a fine-bladed rasp. It is meant from tearing raw meat away form a kill after the cat has used its canines to rip back the fur and skin, and expose vulnerable muscle and fat tissue. Take a cat licking, and you won’t keep on ticking.

This whole thread needs a high colonic….

@carob_tree Maybe it’s you who needs a high colonic. There must be some way to get all that self righteousness and sweet vanilla out of you.