Congratulations my dear!
With a little change of pace, we decided to set up a Fluther property on the West Coast, because we know you miss California. So we got some folks at the movie studios to build you your own Hogwarts Castle, but instead of it being in some cold, dark English countryside, it’s situated on Malibu Beach
On a clear day you can see The Mountains
You may not want to drive on the freeways, but sometimes they sure look Pretty at Night And not to worry, while all of us Jellies are staying at Fluther West with you, we shall take them by Bus on a tour of Southern California.
We will have breakfast Here and later on we shall have lunch Here and if anyone wants a snack, we’ll stop by This Place. When it’s time for dinner, I’ve managed to make reservations for all of us at This Restaurant. ‘Course we should also try to stop by Here for a cocktail while we’re in L.A.
Since we’ll be there for a whole week, we definitely need to take everybody Here for some of These
I’ve also arranged for a 2 night camping trip Up Here
Of course we have to go and see some shows, so we’ll be going Here for a symphony, and Here for some rock and roll, and Here to see a live taping of The Big Bang Theory.
I’ve prepared a couple of side ventures for anyone who is up for them. First on the list is This Place, and no trip to L.A. would be complete without a tour down This Street and we’re going to get a private behind the scenes tour of This Place.
If anyone is still hungry and we’re in the downtown area, we can go Here or if anyone is craving hot pastrami we can check out This Deli or if we happen to be in Pasadena, we can go Here
Even though you have your own castle, I thought it would be fun for all of us to spend one night Here
When you get back home you can give you lousy ex husband This T-shirt He doesn’t need to know where you’ve been ; – )
