[NSFW] What watersports activities do you love?

I’m liberal but not that liberal. The only water sports I like take place in the ocean.

Hmm, innaresting. I did not know that blood counted as a water sport. I’m not into piss, but blood can be pretty cool. Haven’t done anything of that nature in a few years, though.

I missed your question yesterday, @ETpro. I was confused about what day it was!

I wanked while watching The Little Mermaid years ago, that Ariel has a cute tail ;-}

I dated a woman for a while that loved to have deep spit swapping kisses after I’d come in her mouth. Kissing each other after mutual oral sex is so satisfying. But that’s about it for fluids, except maybe oral sex mixed with menstrual blood.

@Ron_C You’re loss, I guess. There are plenty of other ways to stay healthily hydrated, though.

@bookish1 My very first love couldn’t cum from intercourse, but would have massive orgasms when I went down on her. But every single time, she would pee. We didn’t even know what it was at first, so it didn’t disgust me. Besides, I was super turned on from the oral session and then seeing her cum. It wasn’t till years later that I read about the Kegel exercises and figured out that she have weak pubococcygeal (pc) muscles and that was the cause of her inability to get off from vaginal penetration as well as her inability to retain urine when she did orgasm. It’s really not disgusting at all once you get past all the fears and inhibitions we’ve had drummed into us. Here’s an NSFW Vimeo video of a sex worker talking about her experiences with it.

@ucme Wanking while watching cartoons (other than Animee) definitely qualifies as some sort of paraphilia.

@zenvelo That certainly should count. Give you the Boy Scouts Water Safety merit badge. Oral during menstruation was the first thing that popped into my head regarding blood.

I like the feeling I get after a nice clean shower.

syncronized… bathing.

my team

oit tubbing with my old goose. We had some great times.
“Wanna go in the big, BIG, tubby?” lol

@LuckyGuy Nothing like good clean fun.

@RealEyesRealizeRealLies Love the synchronized bathing photos. Thanks.

I’d be up for any of the watersports mentioned with that team.

@Coloma Sure. Who gets goosed first?

I’ve been peed on in the shower a couple of times. Women do this sometimes to be cute. No problem. But NO PILFs!

@Espiritus_Corvus So maybe Pissers I’d Love to Fuck?

@ET Well, it has to be under a running shower. I really don’t want someone else’s urine on me, but a charming, playful woman can get away with a lot, as you probably know. And as gross as real watersports may sound, as long as I’m not in the picture, it’s still a better vision than Politicians I’d Like to Fuck. Just the thought of getting down with intolerant women with sterile personalities like Palin or Bachmann… my guy just shrinks away from the idea, which is a man’s ultimate litmus test for these things. And those strident voices, those accents, Jesus.