What's the deal with the CIA thread?

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If you must know, the fact is… redacted.

I’m not allowed to tell you.

We could tell you, but then we’d have to kill you. ~

I should have known your answers would be censored.

I’ll tell. I’m not afraid.
It started out as…. wait, there’s some guy at my door. Ha, he has a black suit on. I’ll be ba

Well, if you really must know, it first started with <<redacted>> who was wondering about <<redacted>>. Once they found out that <<redacted>> they tried to <<redacted’>>.
When that didn’t work, they came to fluther and asked <<redacted>>, but in the end, all they. Ever accomplished was <<redacted.>>

Mod says: We are going to archive this one, too. Sorry, folks – you asked for it.

Who told you about the CIA thread?

Oh wait, never mind, we have other ways of finding out.

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We never joke.

Be very careful! Check your car before starting it up.

It’s pretty simple, really. Back in [redacted], a group of jellies decided to [redacted] and [redacted]. So while Ben and Andrew weren’t looking, they [redacted] the [redacted] in order to prevent [redacted] from finding the [redacted]. It’s not that hard. If you want to try it out for yourself, just [redacted] the [redacted] and [redacted] the [redacted] until the handle breaks off and you have to find a doctor to pull it out again.

@flip86 We’re going to need to know how you found out about the CIA thread…

I’m scared now. Glad I’m in Australia. ASIO won’t be interested in this, will they?

I’d say something, but then Chuck Norris will just dismantle my jaw with a fierce law enforcing fairy kick.

Just a bunch of harmless nerds having fun as only they know how, you’ll not see the like again…no wait! :D

Two CIA agents are sitting around watching TV when a commercial for Verizon Wireless comes on.

One agent leans over to the other and says:

“Oh yeah! I’d tap that!

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You could ask this guy.

This might help clear it up for you.

Ask Snowden. He knows.

My first introduction to the CIA thread was when I was a very new member and invited, by Nimis, to raid the CIA thread. That night nearly seven thousand jel . . . REDACTED.

I’m wondering if the NSA is keeping track of the CIA thread?

There is still a CIA? I thought GWB traded that to a Prime Minister for help finding Sadam, and in shame they disbanded.

Some of us went underground.