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[SFW] Do you and/or others enter through your rear entrance?

Asked by ETpro (34605points) June 8th, 2013

Do you use your rear entrance? How often? Is it your primary or exclusive entry, used heavily, occasionally, or never? How do you make a grand entrance without using the front entry? Do you even have a front entry?

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glacial's avatar

My rear “entrance” is more of a leap-to-your-death-in-case-of-emergency sort of thing… so no. I do enjoy the odd meal and/or beer on the balcony, but no one is climbing up to it and through that door anytime soon. ;)

Berserker's avatar

Got a little porch out back that I sometimes like to chill out on. There’s an old car seat out there, one of those old car back seats that kind of looks like a couch. The seat belts are still there, too. Sometime I sit on there. Or if I wanna hang out in the yard. Then I use the back door. lol

ucme's avatar

Only the tradesmen, bloody riff-raff.

DigitalBlue's avatar

We very rarely use our front door since it’s set a bit away from the actual living area of the house. Everyone comes to the back. And when someone comes to the front I am always wary, since I assume it isn’t someone that I know.

Pandora's avatar

Only when I want to go to my garden. It is surrounded by a back fence with a bothersome lock and even if I make it out the gate, I would have to walk in some muddy soil before I could get to my car.

Dutchess_III's avatar

I looked for this counter question before I posted mine! I swear, I did, and I did not see it!
Back door. Always. Except for cops, Jehova’s witnesses and sales people.

ETpro's avatar

@marinelife Do you have one?

@glacial That’s certainly understandable.

@Symbeline Sounds lovely.

@ucme Aha, so you DO let some into your back entry, but only tawdry tradesmen. Very interesting. :-)

@DigitalBlue There is a definite convenience in being able to figure out who’s a friend and who’s an unannounced 1st time visitor.

@Pandora That would, to me, make the garden all the more pleasant.

@Dutchess_III I’ve filed my complaint with Congressman Darrell Issa. There’s going to be hearings. This scandal will be exposed. The American people deserve to know the truth about who opened that door first.

ucme's avatar

@ETpro Well this being SFW qualifies my answer as wholly innocent, sorry to disappoint old bean.

ETpro's avatar

@ucme Drat. And here I thought I had you trapped.

ucme's avatar

Trapped? You’d like that wouldn’t you? Alone & tied up in your gimp room :D

ETpro's avatar

@ucme Nah, you ain’t my type. And I have no such room.

ucme's avatar

Thank fuck for that!

AshLeigh's avatar

I only use the back door when I’m going for a walk at night, if I can’t sleep.

ETpro's avatar

@AshLeigh You must leave in a safe neighborhood to use it then.

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