[NSFW] Do you and/or others enter through your rear entrance?

I have had anal sex once. About 20 years ago. I can’t say I liked it, or disliked it. I’m not in a hurry to do it again. If my boyfriend wanted to though he is more than welcome. But I think my mouth and vagina keep him happy enough.

Never

No, I haven’t done that; I have been on the “giving” end, but not the other way around. I’m not “versatile” I’m afraid.

Of course.

No. Too scary for me. I don’t have a rectum anymore and supposedly it’s safe anyway, but I would just be terrified. Even if not for my safety concerns, that part of me is pretty much just ruined for me psychologically from all the distress it has put me through and there is no way I could find its use enjoyable at this point.

When I denied my boyfriend vaginal sex the first time he started bringing it up (out of fear because I was also having health issues with that part of me at the time, sigh), he brought up the possibility of the back door. I denied that too and he got really naggy for a little while and I almost broke up with him for it. Luckily he realized he needed to stop after I explained my feelings to him and our relationship survived that, but I felt pretty disrespected and it took me awhile to warm up to him again after that happened.

My arse is just for shitting…& err, sitting & the occasional smack.

I’m a hetero dude that is not interested in broadening that horizon, so no, I’ve never had my ass penetrated with a penis or other body part.

Exit only, no return.

Do prostate exams count?

I have let guys put a finger or two up there, I don’t mind it, but I also don’t crave it. In the end it’s just a very strange sensation that I can’t get over.

I still don’t know why the Uro pokes around in there. Does he think my prostate will grow back?
Is he looking for his lost watch? Or maybe he needs a tankful of gas for his Mercedes?

@LuckyGuy Maybe he’s just using you as a change purse. You’ve probably got a few bucks stored up in there.

Or maybe he’s one of the Grandpa types that’s always pulling quarters out of people’s ears, only he gets his quarters elsewhere. Ears and Arse do kind of sound the same.

@Kardamom I agree with the change purse Idea. That’s what I meant when I mentioned the tankful of gas. This is America – the land of paid health care. He probably gets reimbursed for the exam. I’m sure someone here can tell us the billing code for it.
While I’m taking it in the back door the rest of America is, too. Misery loves company.

Exit only. One way road.

I’ve tried a few times, never yet successfully.

@Headhurts You couldn’t have liked it very much to have made that the one and only time. Of course, since the door is still open upon proper request, you might get lucky and team up with a gentleman who knows how to make it an experience you definitely do want to repeat.

@marinelife Wow. Not even a doctor’s visit?

@DominicX Fair enough.

@ragingloli Life, in all its complexity. Good for you, and me too if I could reach that far.

Besides what fun would tentacle sex be if the back door was locked?

@Mariah I’m so sorry to hear you had to go through all that. I completely understand how you must feel. Glad you’re still here with us to remind us that however much punny fun we try to have with life, life is very real and not always fun, but always something we can learn from.

@ucme The doctor’s never had a finger up there? You never tried sliding something in as a kid just to see how it felt? Really?

@FutureMemory Just curious. If you’re that much red-meat male, why did you pick a very attractive young woman as your avatar?

@Kardamom Suit yourself.

@LuckyGuy Next time your urologist pokes around in there, take careful notice to see where both his hands are. :-)

@deni To really appreciate what it can add to sex, whether you are female or male, you must let someone penetrate you back there and simultaneously bring you to orgasm. THEN, it adds a great deal to the experience, because it stimulates the pubococcygeal muscles in the pelvic floor, and these are the muscles that spasm rhythmically during orgasm in both sexes.

@filmfann Well you’re no fun. Go back to watching films.

@Seek_Kolinahr Waiting is.

@ETpro I don’t think I could ever relax enough to have an orgasm while someone was in there. It is enough of a challenge during normal sex (in a good way). But god, with something else going on back there I would just be constantly on edge! haha

@deni It sould certainly be an interesting experiment. :-)

@ETpro why did you pick a very attractive young woman as your avatar?

The same reason I always pick female characters when given the option in video games: what would I rather look at, a picture of a dude or a woman?

Your “red-meat” characterization is odd to me considering I’ve been a vegetarian for 24 years :).

My boyfriend have tried on a number of occasions but had no real success. I can’t relax enough and so find it really uncomfortable. He can get about half his dick in before I have to ask him to stop.

@ETpro Strange that you’re so incredulous, seems perfectly reasonable to me.

For years and years I was convinced that it was gross and I would never allow it. The first time I did, it was the most amazing orgasm I ever had.

@ETpro Aw jeez now I just feel like a party pooper.

^^ lmao!

And no thank you.

@FutureMemory I stand corrected. A green-veggie male.

@Leanne1986 Sorry it didn’t work out for you,,, Or he wasn’t able to work it in to you… Or, that I even brought it up. :-)

@ucme Not only does that say a lot about you, it says a lot about me. But that which is, is.

@downtide That’s what I’ve been trying to tell all these people. But like so many other things, YMMV.

@Mariah Please don’t feel that way. There is far more to living than constantly being silly.

@AshLeigh OK.

It says nothing about me, it’s just an arse…much like yourself ~

^^^ Argh. Personal attack. MODERATOR!!!

Nice try, but FAIL.

Oh so it seems I answered the question to your satisfaction then, I personally attacked your arse…SUCCESS!!

Maybe doctors on the other side of the pond aren’t as ass-happy as the ones here. Over here, a man your age would definitely be coming up on a finger exam soon-ish, Ucme. I’m not 40 yet and my doc asked me if I wanted one about a year or two ago. I said something along the lines of “hell no, but thanks”, I think..

Not happening anytime soon, no need for one, so that’s fine by me.

@ucme Ha. Touche.

@FutureMemory Best let the doc guard that prostate. It’s the only one you’ve got, and sex without it leaves much to be desired, I have heard.

@ETpro I have never had a prostate and I can verify that it is possible to still reach orgasm that way without one.

@ETpro Having experienced the Joys of Sex with and without a prostate I can see there are some distinct advantages to not having one.
The contractions feel exactly the same but there is no mess. That means you can orgasm anywhere without the need to pull out. ;-) Furthermore no downtime is needed to reload! You are ready on command.
No muss no fuss. Any wet spot on the bed is her fault.
Frankly, I don’t understand why more women aren’t out there looking for guys without that pesky walnut.

@downtide & @LuckyGuy What you consider mess I consider sex elixir. To each his own.

@hinkypunk Well a very BIG welcome to Fluther. And Hear, hear!