Is this a shoo-in (or maybe: shoe-in) for the most creative murder weapon of the week?

inb4 pro-gun Jellies comment on the banning of Stilettos.

Now that’s a crime of passion. I bet she was crazy good in the sack, too.

The boyfriend most likely deserved it, sounds like such a heel.

Is she the sole conspirator?

Someone has been listening to too much Nancy Sinatra….

I am surprised that the neighbors didn’t hear them arguing and notice that there was something afoot.

@uberbatman I just grew a semi, Nancy lookin hawt!!

My favorite, from an old TV show, was clubbing her husband to death with a frozen leg of lamb and then roasting said ‘weapon’ and feeding it to the cops who came in, in response to her call for help. .

@Sunny2, that’s actually from a classic short story by Roald Dahl.

I also remember reading a story in which the weapon of choice was an icicle. Only last night I found myself wondering how effective a blunt object a frozen loaf of bread might be.

I feel like I read a book where someone made bullets out of ice and some special gun that would fire them without melting them in the process.

A hottie wearing stilettos with the AR is the kickin double threat. Of course it helps to be Latino for the passion kill.

@Jeruba Depends on if it is a sliced loaf or une batard.