(NSFW) Witty comebacks for man junk pics?

Welcome to Fluther.

I had a friend several years ago who told me this was a recurring thing for her and some others that she knew of. I couldn’t imagine that “unknown” guys were sending these photos to women that they also don’t know well. Really, sending any of these photos any time seems “off” to me, but especially when neither person even knows the other.

I recommended to her that she save some of the photos, and when she gets one unwanted photo from one strange guy, that she mail him back… two photos of other guys.

She told me that it worked like a charm. Some guys who had been routinely sending these photos (so I guess that she was not unknown to them, anyway) stopped cold. She still gets the odd photo from time to time, but she can live with that, I guess.

What’s it look like when it’s hard? (assuming it was already erect in the pic)

or

Is that what you’re sucking on at the moment?

Along the lines of @FutureMemory “how’s that feel up your ass in the morning?”

or, “Ain’t nobody gettin’ happy from that thing!”

Are you running for mayor of New York City?

Post it up on X-tube in the category “Tiny dicks” and send him back the link.

Make out they sent it to the wrong phone by texting back…
“Well hi there big boy, i’m Gary & i’ll do almost anything for a dare…call me, sugarpie xoxo”

You could send the pics to his mum like this lady did. :D

What happened to its tusks, and why is the trunk so small and shriveled up?

@Bellatrix Ha, “cocky guy”, that’s almost as bad as a teenage boy’s mum walking in on him masturbating…almost.

Good for her! The pic was sent without being requested, so he had it coming. looking to rephrase that

“Is that all you’ve got to work with? Bahaha!”

“Eewww! What the hell happened to it?”

“Hi, my name is Janie, and Aerosmith wrote a song about me.”

“Oh, how cute! Is your belly button an innie too?”

Send him a link to this.

What the hell is this, some kind of sea snake?

If he’s circumcised – “oh too bad you’re circumcised, you’re missing half the fun”

If he’s not circumcised – “hey anteater, wash that thing, it smells bad!”

What about sending him an unsolicited dick pic in return?

Looks like a dick,,,,,,only smaller ;)

I don’t think we should worry about such little things.

If you’re on a webcam – you could always pull out the pinking shears and give them a bit of a snip snip…