Gentlemen. Are you beating your wife properly?

You should read the part that says that women aren’t allowed to breast feed a stranger ‘s baby more than five times, and that breast milk food banks are wrong.

Also on the specific list of family members that you can’t have sex with.

I wonder whether this is really a reliable source or satire.

Shit, can someone tell my husband he’s doing it wrong? He pokes me in the eye aaaaaall the time!

Of course, don’t smash her face in, because then she wont be pretty, it seems so obvious in retrospect. That Allah sure is a smart one.

Are there any instructions on how to sell her in to slavery, in case I kind of already ruined her looks?

^^^How do you have the time and energy for Fluther trivia, given the events of the past week? How about a detailed update here?

I beat her properly (puts on sunglasses)..........in bed.

^^ cue the ‘owwwwwwwwwwww’ . . .

@janbb What you’re talking about is Poe’s law. From rationalwiki, the people who coined it:

“Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won’t mistake for the real thing.

It is an observation that it’s difficult, if not impossible, to distinguish between parodies of religious or other fundamentalism and its genuine proponents, since they both seem equally insane.”

Sometimes trying to figure out which is which makes my brain hurt a little.

What about the flip side? She regularly beats my meat…not that i’m complaining