What would you do with two tiny robots (see details)?
The only restrictions are that the robots cannot be more than two inches long in any direction, and you only get two of them. What would you want them to do? What would you use them for?
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~Fight to the death.
Guard me in at night as a moving nightlight.
Clean the carpet.
Give companionship/distraction.
Cat toy.
One to carry my glasses around and hand them to me when they’re needed.
The other to scratch where it itches.
Both to sing and/or perform instrumental music and/or recite poetry on demand, maintain a checklist of handy reminders and know what day it is, and otherwise deliver a screen of audible silence.
One to pick up pieces of cat food that slide under furniture, and the other to hold the 1” trash bag.
To tag team and carry the ants in my kitchen outside.
To crawl inside the crank handles of certain windows and figure out why the Phillips screws don’t stay tightened.
To insinuated themselves down my shower drain and remove whatever is clogging things up.
1. Program them to self-replicate
2. Raise enormous army of tiny robots
3. Take over the world
@JeSuisRickSpringfield That’s the coolest user name ever!
My robots would turn the pages of my book for me.
Bring me the remote when I’m too lazy to get up, and light my cigarettes for me.
Cancel my original ideas.
Let them weed.
Get them to key in my answers on Fluther.
Cancel my last thought.
The perfect solution for amusing and exercising MIlo. Calisthenics, Hide ‘n seek, Sardines, Now You See Me… Now You Don’t, Square dancing, pushing small crumpled balls of aluminum foil around in a tantalizing fashion, whisker tweaking…the possibilities are endless. And I get to sit on the sofa with a cup of tea and read a novel.
Here at my room in India I would have used them every night to fight off the 2” cockroaches in the bathroom. And flush them. I would smile with every flush, even in my sleep. I would get some more sleep, too.
Spy on my enemies so I can successfully plot their demise.
Oh @CWOTUS. Ick.
I’d put them to work doing routine admin for me. Photocopy that chapter. Answer basic emails. Filing. Putting things away behind me would be handy too. They could just follow me around.
Arse hair pluckers, who needs a Brazillian when you got your own mini- bots
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