Can you Tweet the Bible?

“do unto others what you would have them do unto you”

(this is even shorter than 140 characters.)

it’s not original by me. Hillel said it first.

@elbanditoroso would the Old Testament be “Do as you are told or I will smite thee”

@rojo, no, that’s the neo-conservative right wing republican mantra.

OT:
God made it, Adam and Eve broke it, the Messiah will fix it. Until then, throw rocks at sinners.

NT:
OK, you can stop throwing rocks now. No, I mean it, you can stop with the rocks. NO MORE ROCKS, DAMMIT!

OT
In the begging there was nothing
NT
Now that there is everything the end is here.

#ObeyOrBurnForever

I came, I saw, I suggested some improvements and I was crucified.