[NSFW] If anything were possible, what body modification/s would you want?

I’m not too greedy. I just want a heart that beats normally and normal hamstring muscles in my right leg.

I’d have a new prostate installed. 55 grams – like the one that came standard.

Well, The Asians being masters of miniaturization, would like parts of that situation resolved. New prostate, new kidney, new adrenal glands, repaired hippocampus, and my real hair color back (it turned all white after chemotherapy) and just for kicks, a third nipple.

Burt Reynolds’ left nipple.

New eyes – I mostly don’t mind wearing glasses, but they’re a nuisance if lost/damaged.

New feet – The podiatrist had never seen a flatter pair of feet in his entire career (and he was old).

New cock – (this is the NSFW version of the question, after all!) Mine is only average, I want one of those corn cob (pre-consumption, with the corn still on it) size wangs you see in modern porn vids.

A fully functional 5” penis (I’m not greedy, and I don’t want to show off, I just want an average-ish one that works).

Now I feel bad, @downtide. I shouldn’t be so greedy.

A strong heart, a healthy brain, and brand new knees.

Oh, and maybe a slightly longer, er, trunk.

Improved eyesight and sense of smell , a perfect memory and new teeth.

I’d get a giant vagina on my face, so I could freak everyone out, and then people could call me fuckface.

@Symbeline I wouldn’t be so rude, instead i’d compliment you on your luscious lips & ask if your nose felt like a clitoris :D

I want the full endocrine hookup. A pancreas that isn’t like swiss cheese, and some of the proper gonads. I’d never have to take any kind of injection again, IM or subcutaneous, worry about having my medicine confiscated during travel, or pay Big Pharma for hormones that my body should be producing in the first place. Sounds beautiful.

Also it would be nice to be a few inches taller, but that’s not a priority.

@Symbeline that would be awesome! :)

Good lungs.

being out of breath for whatever reason sucks

@gondwanalon Not greedy at all. Nor is it NSFW to want those improvements. Here’s hoping that advances in genetics and stem-cell technology can soon offer that to you.

@LuckyGuy They can probably do that right now. But with the hassle and substantial risk of having to take immune system suppressants to prevent rejection of the transplant, it isn’t worth it. With the technologies we’re talking about here, rejection will be a non issue, and you don’t have an interminable wait on a transplant list. Chances are good you’ll be able to get it the way you want it in the near future. Save up.

@majorrich I’m very glad you survived it and are still with us to wish for these sorts of improvements. Is a third nipple kind of like a third eye, only focused exclusively on people who truly suck?

@ucme And where would you want that installed?

@FutureMemory Hey, to all of my Jelly friends. There’s absolutely no need to apologize for wanting good, normal health restored.

@downtide & @FutureMemory Liburals! What the hell is greedy about wanting something that, within the hypothetical at hand, everyone else can have as well? Some lovers will want a cock they can gag on and grit their teeth to take in the in their pussy or ass. Since this is Fantasy Island, why not wish for one that can grow or shrink to fit your lover’s current mood?

@Pachyderm_In_The_Room Cute euphemism, but this IS the NSFW version of the question. Let’s call a spade a spade, and admit that, “A hard man is good to find.”

@flutherother I could go for all of that. And I could find NSFW benefits of having all the above. :-)

@Symbeline Making out with you should be serious fun for both.

@bookish1 Take heart. The day may soon arrive when that’s no longer science fiction.

So the NSFW value? I can see the zoophile’s attraction to the ears and tail of a cat. Eyesight of a hawk. Just the thing for the voyeur.

@harangutan Amen. Good lungs are requisite for every kind of good sex.

@ETpro Right next to my Cannonball Run.

Ok, @ETpro, I’ll take a longer spade.

@ucme & @Pachyderm_In_The_Room Copy that.

I want to be taller. I want my teeth and eyes fixed (that may be possible today after loads of money and appointments…) and I want the scar on my chin gone, other than that, I think I’m ok.

@cazzie A very manageable list. Good for you.