Where have all the car brassieres gone ?

Maybe it was just a stupid idea in the first place.

Maybe it was learned that the nose of a car even with little to no stains or use induced blemishes didn’t increase the trade in value at all. So why drive around with that ugly dumb black thing strapped to your car? It just screamed douchebag every time it rolled out of the driveway. Same thing with truck owners who had to have those bug shields on the front of their hoods. Another stupid solution in search of a problem.

Bra-zil?

You can now put an “invisible bra” (similar to screen film for smart phones) on your car to protect the paint.

The fad has faded.

When they were a little loose, it would tickle, and cause the headlights to come on.