What do you think of these nerdy jokes?
I found this article on Salon, which took it from a Redddit thread. Not too many people I know who might appreciate this kind of humor, so I had to share. There are some groaners, one or two I heard before and all very nerdy. Enjoy.
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Made me laugh, thanks! Descartes before the horse and all that…
They were all over my head. Thankfully they explained them
Some of them were funny. But not in the laughing hysterically way, more like a silent grin.
I love nerdy jokes, here’s a few more
A man walks into a hotel, goes to the front desk and says: “Hello. I have a reservation. The name is Heisenberg.” The front desk agent responds: “Are you certain about that?”
I like this one because of the irony
If Iron Man and Silver Surfer teamed up they would be alloys…
Entropy isn’t what it used to be.
Higgs Boson walks into a church and the priest says “we don’t allow your kind in here” to which Higgs Boson replies “but without me, how can you have mass?”
Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
He’s 0k now
I tried telling a chemistry joke but there was no reaction.
Two atoms are in a bar, one turns to the other and says, ‘i believe i lost an electron’. The other atom says, ‘are you sure?’ to which the first atom replies. ‘im positive.’”
A neutron walks into a bar “how much for a drink?” he asks. The bartender replies “For you, no charge”
I need a shirt with this on it :P
Here’s one of my favorite nerdy jokes…
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
Most of the time you get an onion with floppy ears, but…every once in awhile you get a piece of ass that brings a tear to your eye. lol
@uberbatman Thanks for the chuckles. Yours were better than the Salon article.
@Coloma Dirty nerdy. The best of two worlds and I love them both. Thanks for that one.
@uberbatman and @Coloma – Thanks for those.
Here is one that I like, written as graffiti:
To do is to be
Nietzsche
To be is to do
Sartre
Do be do be do
Sinatra
I didn’t even crack a smile, even on the ones I “got.” Not my kind of humor…
They’re clever more than funny, but I like them. I’m more of a grammar and book nerdle.
I didn’t understand most of them, but the few I did understand, made me smile. However I am disappointed that they missed out my own favourite (though it’s more for physics geeks than philosophy geeks).
A particle physicist was driving down the motorway when he got pulled over for speeding. “Excuse me,” said the cop. “Do you know how fast you were going?”
“No,” said the physicist. “But I know exactly where I am.”
@downtide I’ve heard the same joke except it was Heisenberg was driving down the highway…
If you call the radius Z and the depth A then the volume of a pizza can be determine by the equation pi*z*z*a
Oh…I love this one, maybe not nerdy but….
What did Jeffrey Dahlmer ( sp? )sing on the way to his refrigerator…...my baloney has a first name…
@uberbatman yeah but Heisenberg wasn’t certain where he was either. ;)
What’s Spider-Man’s favorite kind of rice?
Uncle Ben’s
I like this one…not nerdy, but funny.
A man throws a costume party with the theme of ” come dressed as an emotion.”
The night of the party his first guest arrives and knocks on the door.
The man opens the door and there is a man dressed all in red.
He says..” and what are you?”
The guest replies..” I am red with rage.”
” Come on in” says the host.
There is another knock on the door and the host opens it to see a man dressed all in green,
” And what are you?” asks the host.
” I am green with envy” says the party guest.
“Come on in” says the host.
Soon another knock upon the door comes and the host opens the door to see a man completely naked except for a Pear on the end of his dick.
” And what are you?” says the host.
” I am fucking dispair” says the guest. lolol
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