What pranks/jokes have you done lately?

I’m clearly 7 years old, because I occasionally strategically shape a piece of brownie and place it on the toilet seat. It’s a real hit for those of us who are immature – and my kids.

^ I have a plastic piece of poop. I also have ziploc baggies with a cockroach printed on it that I sometimes transfer people’s sandwiches to.

Right not I’m planning a response to a prank. While I was at Yellowstone, my sister was house-sitting and booby-trapped my refrigerator with 5 basting trays of super bouncy balls tied to the door – luckily Michele noticed the strange weight, and peeked, so the prank didn’t work. Won’t keep me from seeking pay-back, however.

(We do this whenever one of us is out of town. My last one on her was police tape across her property, fake bullet holes in the garage door, and a chalk outline of a body. Her neighbors called the police wanting to know who was killed.)

None lately but….the all time best was an April fools prank I pulled on my ex husband. I told him I wrecked his truck. lolol
The look on his face was priceless and I did a great job of acting, told him this big, sad story, and just rolled on the inside as he tried so hard to stay calm while his ears turned red and his voice reached a pitch that only dogs could hear. haha

Men and their vehicles….always a good one.
” Baby..I don;t know how to tell you this but I had a little accident in the truck today, it’s not too bad…, only ripped off the side mirror and caved in the passenger side door.” lolol

A hilarious reply I saw on a similar thread said something like “Marrying my wife. Joke’s on her though, it’s been 15 years and she still hasn’t figured it out.”

I put a pin on the chair of a classmate.
The moment when he sat down and immediately shot up again, in pain, priceless.

@ragingloli I’m guessing your face was that of your avatar XD

Take one of those popper things you toss to the ground at New Years, hollow out most of a cigarette, place the popper in close to the filter and carefully stuff the tobacco back into the cigarette. When the person smokes the cigarette almost to the filter they will get a big surprise.

There is an extended version of your “vehicle” prank @Coloma.

Wife leaving message for husband… “Honey I’m so sorry but I accidentally backed the truck all the way over your new corvette and crushed it. I’m so sorry. Buy the way, your girlfriend called”.

I try to prank on a regular basis, so it was today.

I walked in to work, the other cheff who I work with was chopping chilies, so I distracted him with some conversation. Then when he had forgot about the chilies, I asked him if he was tired or had just woken up, he said “no, why do you ask”, I told him I was asking because he still had a load of sleep in his eyes, and he instantly rubbed them with his chili covered hands.

Jackpot!

Some stupid drivers take one parking space plus 10% of the one to the right or left. When they pick 10% of the left one, it’s the one I like to take using it the way I’m supposed to.