There is a big BOOM in your home, upon inspection you find 1/3 of your home is gone, your first thoughts are?

Tornado’s.

God dammit…..is W president again ??

What the f…! Where are the kids?

Holy shit!
Is my squat rack okay?!

Sinkhole.

The bloody army have got their artillery facing the wrong way again! There’s a big army training area close by. Sometimes we can hear gun fire or mortars (or whatever it is) going off.

Earthquake. Where are the kids?

Ya missed me you nearsighted MF!

What was the wife trying to cook this time?

Roswell all over again.

My first thought is to figure out where my loved ones are – 2 and 4 legged.

Grab external computer drives that have my pictures, movies, music, and documents on them.

No pets or loved ones so data comes first.

I told MIlo to stay away from those pilot lights.

I’d come on Fluther, and ask if it was normal.

Thank God my cat and I (and anyone else who might have been in my house at the time) weren’t in that third!

I knew the annex would fall down one day – wait, did Alicia return from New York last night?

I have known of those types of explosions and they were LPG tanks exploding. I don’t have any in my house, so I would think something fell from an airplane because we aren’t too far off the local flight path. My very FIRST thought would be absolute panic until I found my child in one piece and in my arms, alive.. THEN, I would start thinking about what caused the damage.

The gas line exploded.

This actually happened to a girl in my high school. In the middle of the night, she woke up outside, after she’d been thrown clear of the explosion. Amazingly, she wasn’t injured at all. Tragically, her house was gone and most of her family had been killed.

Sketchy.

Oops!

@SadieMartinPaul A part of me feels awful for the girl and a part of me is amazed that she is such a deep sleeper.

As for my thoughts, I think the first one would be “Explosion”