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If I bought a real mansion, you'd all come live in it with me, right?

Asked by AshLeigh (16340points) July 22nd, 2013 from iPhone

After I steal the popes hat I’ll be famous for being the first person to get beat up by a pope. I plan to buy a mansion. Will you all come live with me?

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LuckyGuy's avatar

Absolutely! i’ll make sure the heating plant is kept in tip top shape. .

jca's avatar

I’ll sew some curtains and help decorate.

elbanditoroso's avatar

Only if I can walk around wearing only my un-mansionables.

filmfann's avatar

I will require a bathroom separate from ragingloli.

Jeruba's avatar

I’ll take care of supplying every bedchamber with a dictionary.

jca's avatar

Are pussies allowed in the mansion? I have some cats and kittens that I would like to bring.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

I dunno… do I really get a room with a chocolate fountain?

KNOWITALL's avatar

I’m in, I’ll keep the coffee bar stocked.

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

You are officially 18 now, right?

AshLeigh's avatar

@jca All cats welcome.
Chocolate fountain for @WillWorkForChocolate.
@Imadethisupwithnoforethought, yes. XD

ETpro's avatar

@AshLeigh If you steal the Pope’s hat I’ll get divorced and marry you. I’ll even throw in the carpentry to build that mansion if you spring for the materials. :-)

Coloma's avatar

As long as I have a private suite, my own bathroom and you have garden space for happy brownie cultivation and zen time in nature. Sure! I will also volunteer my excellent cooking skills. You’d love me as a mansion mate. :-)

Coloma's avatar

Wait….I want a treehouse on the estate grounds….give my room to someone else. There, done deal. :-D

RealEyesRealizeRealLies's avatar

I’m in. But only if you build your mansion on my island.

OneBadApple's avatar

Mrs. Apple says…..

(aww, come on, honey…..come ON….)

Nope. Mrs. Apple says, definitely no.

AshLeigh's avatar

@ETpro, I’ll pass on the marriage, but you’re still welcome to move in.
@Coloma, anything for you :)

ETpro's avatar

@AshLeigh I’d pass too if you took me seriously. But you buy it and move in I will.

Unbroken's avatar

Oohh!! I want to string up hammocks!

Have a solarium slash herbarium… and be able to climb up on the roof and stare at the stars.

Katniss's avatar

I would! They won’t let me into the Fluther mansion. I even offered to bring pizza!

AshLeigh's avatar

@Katniss, bring the pizza! :)

Berserker's avatar

I will, and I’ll borrow your pillows, all the time.

augustlan's avatar

I’m in. I’ll, uh, stand around looking hot and cracking my whip.

bookish1's avatar

Totally! I’ll grow the tropical fruits, help @janbb in the library, and be @Kardamom’s sous chef. Except, of course, when we’re making vada sambar, in which case I will be in charge.

But I still don’t understand how you’re going to get into the Vatican in the first place, @AshLeigh… Isn’t it no womenfolks allowed?

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

@bookish1 You spelled it wrong. It’s “wimminfolk” and don’t worry; @AshLeigh‘s got mad ninja skillz.

Katniss's avatar

@augustlan With that hair of yours it would be pretty hard to not look sexy while cracking your whip!

AshLeigh's avatar

@bookish1, I am fully prepared for these inevitable complications, as well as any midget inserections that may or may not occur.

Jeruba's avatar

insurrections

Katniss's avatar

Hey! Who let in the spelling police?? ^^ lol

Jeruba's avatar

Spelling police have already been here. I’m the dictionary ninja.

Katniss's avatar

^ Lmao!
A dictionary ninja is way cooler that the spelling police.

LuckyGuy's avatar

Depending upon where your mansion is located I’m sure most of us would be willing to chip in a few bucks a month for the right to hold parties there.
Extra for a private room.

AshLeigh's avatar

@Jeruba, yes. That too.

Coloma's avatar

I really, really, want a tree house.

AshLeigh's avatar

Anything for you.

Strauss's avatar

@Coloma I’ll build you a tree house, but only if I can play with your goose!

AshLeigh's avatar

We could get a giraffe :)

Coloma's avatar

^^^ No, it would eat my tree house. Are their mini-Giraffes?

@Yetanotheruser You can play with my goose, he has a very soft breast. lol

kritiper's avatar

Wrong. I grew up in a family of 10 and I would want the whole place to myself!
Ah, solitude!

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