[NSFW] Will all males on Fluther measure their sex organ for average comparison?

…What the fuck

Hahahaha! Seriously?

I’ll be right back with those measurements for you. We should also make sure we gather everyone’s semen volume, sperm count, and motility. Also include time it takes to ejaculate while masturbating to the fluther jellyfish logo.

6’6”

^ Thanks for at least being honest about it.

@HypocrisyCentral You’re such a dichotomy, lol.

Men of Fluther! Keeping in mind there is such a thing as too much information, please don’t answer this question! Would your significant other really want the length of your member on the Internet?

Edit. Good judgment prevails.

It’s funny; there already was a question on this, and a lot of people answered it to my memory (myself included…ahem)...

I have a slight curve. Should I measure on the concave side or the convex side?

@DominicX Link to your comment on that thread? ;)

^Well, typing a bunch of penis-related terms into the search box ended up being pointless.

I know this thread existed… :|

^ ended up being pointless
Brilliant!!! Har har har!

Mine is 12 inches.

Found it: http://www.fluther.com/154192/nsfw-how-large-is-your-member/

Geez, it wasn’t even that long ago! Great detective work.

Bahahahahahaha @AshLeigh!!!!!!!!!

How did I miss that question? I think I was either on vacation or I blacked out. Or I blacked out on vacation

@AshLeigh Mine is twelve inches too. But I don’t use it as a rule.

Just ask your mom. BOOYAH.

OHHHHHH SNAP

Hahahahahahahaha! ^^

This reminds me of Anthony Weiner showing his weiner.

I nominate @Hypocrisy_Central as the biggest cock on Fluther.

@ucme: I second that emotion.

@bossob definitely measure the convex side. You might get an extra quarter-inch.

Mine is a little over 2” erect and an inch and a half girth, but I have a good excuse. Testosterone does amazing things to female anatomy, even pre-surgery.

@downtide A brave an honest admission, my hat is off to you (tipping hat your way)

@ucme, @jca I nominate @Hypocrisy_Central as the biggest cock on Fluther.
If you mean that as the BIGGEST PRICK, please have the decency to do it to my face. LOL LOL Not that I will let it bother me, it at least shows I am on your mind more than you are on mine ;-)

No, you’re very far from my mind except when I rip the piss outta one of your questions…see.
Now, watch how your tiny prick shrinks back into those shrivelled nuts you fucking muppet LOL ROFLCOPTER etc…etc…

^ That is not what yo mamma said (Sorry Lord, the Devil’s minions get the human in me) You keep thinking that…..imagination is a great attribute.

^^ (Addendum) Sorry Fluther, I should not have outburst against those with unclean spirits in them, they have no knowledge of who that controls them. They are not worth the breath.