What alias would you use for your sexting name?

The Dragon
Because I’m big and I’ll make your butt burn

softfingers

Clitlickin Studmuffin.

The generator gave me Miguel Ángel Dynamite. A little masculine for me, I think.

If it were the same rules for picking a porn star name, mine would be Smokey Springfield. :)

Tony Weiner

Tony Weiner. LOL Weiner I can’t get over how funny that sounds. I feel like I’m in first grade. Tony Weiner.

MIlo called

Imadethisupwithnoforethought

Chat Stew

Arista Cat.

Donald Hump.

Major Dick Weiner

My official one is Pascual Evil.

Dammit Janet

“Horny4 Peter” Fonda

Jack Meov

Zeke Steenine

Adolf Safety

Jizzy Jacksaw.

Spunksplat Shagsterbunny

Pussy Ette.

Anthony Weiner

@SadieMartinPaul: @LuckyGuy chose that one.

The website gave me Benito Sly.
I like it.
Who comes up with names for sexting anyway? Aren’t you supposed to send sexts to people… you already know???

@jca But I choose it, too. Surely, there must be enough Anthony Weiner-ism to share.

Tailfeathers

Spice Jar

@SadieMartinPaul: If I remember Weiner’s photos from last time, there was enough weiner for two people, for sure.

@jca You’re very naughty tonight. I like that! :-)

@Kardamom Now I’m horny.

I was thinking Bolt Action but then I realized that that would would be just a single shot and thought better of it.

For the sake of full disclosure, I also eliminated (is that the right word?) Peter Brown.