Can I sue Fluther for draining the battery on my phone?

Aw, come now. Don’t shit where you Fluther.
The modern world is litigious enough… And we’re all sort of squatting here anyway. I’m just glad that the Owners keep this site running.
When your phone runs out of batteries, maybe it’s a sign that you should go outside and interact in the real world.

@bookish1 “don’t shit where you Fluther”. That’s great!

I wouldn’t really sue. Fluther keeps my demons at bay.
It just cracks me up how fast my battery goes, especially on my days off. O_o

Thanks for the morning chuckle.

Haha! Anytime @Dog

Facebook is a more likely culprit anyways; checking for updates every 5 minutes drains batteries fast.

If nothing else, it forms enough reasonable doubt. Doubly so because I’m here an awful lot yet still have 50–60% battery at the end of the day.

Maybe you need a real phone :p

@Dog Welcome back…~squirrel !

You could try. We don’t have any money, anyway. :p

@augustlan bwahahaha!

@talljasperman Where!?!?!
Thanks for the welcome back!

No…...

No, you can’t sue Fluther but you can make life easier for yourself by getting one of these:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B009RP4Q86/ref=aw_2nd_sims_8?pi=SS115
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http://www.mophie.com/mophie-juice-pack-air-iPhone-4-4S-battery-case-p/1145_jpa-ip4-blk.htm

They also make similar cases for Android phones. Just scout around a bit.

I have two of them. One in red and another in pink. One is recharging while the other is in use.

Problem solved :)

@Dog On the game The Oregon Trail… on a free download you get to hunt them for food.

Yeah, what @augustlan said. We’re on welfare. Spare a quarter? Cmon, hook a brother up.

Shyster ‘n Shyster will take the case. The day your battery died you did not receive a phone call announcing your acceptance of a $50 million contract with the Dept of Energy. That would have changed your life. You did not receive the call the next time your battery died either. That shows a pattern of incompetence to me. Sue where the money is: the DOE, Twitter, FB, Google and the horse they rode in on.

It’s not Fluther. It’s your browser not being exited. :D And then if it’s not that, it’s your crap battery. I would know, mines crap too.

Well, you can at least try to sue anyone for just about anything but the court may or may not throw your lawsuit out and if the court does allow it to go forward there’s no guarantee that you’ll win. Give it a shot. Trying will only cost you time, effort and money so why the hell not? :-)