Would you rather spend a year in Russia or in Moscow's Sheremetyevo airport?

If I stayed at the airport, would I eventually hook up with Catherine Zeta-Jones, like Tom Hanks did in The Terminal?

I guarantee it. She makes a mean pirogi, I hear, using only her portable hair dryer.

I’m there like a bear.

He stayed in his room at the airport hotel. Little more than a comfy prison cell.

Better to be able to walk around outside.

What’s the diff between a comfy prison cell and a less comfy one?

The level of comfort.

Just had to comment on I’m there like a bear LMAO