Will you come to my aid?

I hate facebook. So that is a no from me.

<<< Sorry no do FB. It’s a no do rather than a to do.

@ragingloli @RealEyesRealizeRealLies I don’t think we’re being asked to participate on Facebook, but rather to join in here.

”Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise. Surprise and fear. Fear and surprise. Our two weapons are fear and surprise… and ruthless efficiency. Our three weapons are fear, and surprise, and ruthless efficiency… and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope. Our four…no. Amongst our weapons… Amongst our weaponry are such elements as fear, surp—I’ll come in again.”

I have a little PM thing for you to help support you….

Actually, it would be cool if you would chime in on the thread. But if you don’t do FB, that’s cool.

I guess we have not friended on FB so I cannot access your page. If I could I would youtube link the every sperm is precious number.
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Man: An argument isn’t just contradiction.
Mr. Vibrating: It can be.
Man: No it can’t. An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition.
Mr. Vibrating: No it isn’t.
Man: Yes it is! It’s not just contradiction.
Mr. Vibrating: Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position.
Man: Yes, but that’s not just saying ‘No it isn’t.’
Mr. Vibrating: Yes it is!
Man: No it isn’t!

One of my favorites.

The Sperm Song

I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper.
I fart in your general direction, your mother was a hamster & your father smelt of elderberries

King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well I didn’t vote for you.
King Arthur: You don’t vote for kings.
Woman: Well how’d you become king then?
[Angelic music plays… ]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin’ in ponds distributin’ swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Brian: Excuse me. Are you the Judean People’s Front?
Reg: Fuck off! ‘Judean People’s Front’. We’re the People’s Front of Judea! ‘Judean People’s Front’.
Francis: Wankers.

Brian: Please, please, please listen! I’ve got one or two things to say.
The Crowd: Tell us! Tell us both of them!
Brian: Look, you’ve got it all wrong! You don’t NEED to follow ME, You don’t NEED to follow ANYBODY! You’ve got to think for your selves! You’re ALL individuals!
The Crowd: Yes! We’re all individuals!
Brian: You’re all different!
The Crowd: Yes, we ARE all different!
Man in crowd: I’m not…
The Crowd: Sch!