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Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Have you seen the Weiner poll?

Asked by Adirondackwannabe (36713points) August 8th, 2013

David Letterman, he has a firm lead, he’s cocky, and he’s way out front of the competition. Just have fun with it.

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Kardamom's avatar

I heard a newscaster (I’m not making this up) last week say, “Regarding the mayoral race, Weiner’s not pulling out.” I almost drove off the rode, because I heard it on the radio and I was laughing. I don’t think she meant to be funny, nor did she realize how what she said sounded (funny). John Stewart couldn’t have made up a better line. LOL

janbb's avatar

@Kardamom Except that practically everyone has used that line, even since the last time.

zenvelo's avatar

He wanted to put up a stiff competition, but he was a little premature with his poll.

rojo's avatar

who was it earlier pointed out that among the local democrats 57% said he should drop out of the race, and 7% said he had not responded to their sexts yet.

ragingloli's avatar

That joke was pretty flacid.

ucme's avatar

Flaccid.

Dutchess_III's avatar

You guys! For him, it’s hard enough as it is! No need to extend it!

Buttonstc's avatar

No. I haven’t seen his pole. Thank God he doesn’t have my number or I’m sure he would be delighted to share.

ucme's avatar

All of his Japanese fans are supporting his erection.

KNOWITALL's avatar

Gosh, what a filthy question to ask us?! :)

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

@KNOWITALL Hey, I didn’t say the Weiner Pole.:)

SadieMartinPaul's avatar

Not only are the jokes just too darned easy to make, but the Honorable Mr. Weiner is making it too easy to have zero sympathy for him. Did anybody see him lose his temper during an interview with a British reporter? He behaved like a child.

Dutchess_III's avatar

I didn’t see it. Do you have a link @SadieMartinPaul?

rojo's avatar

Honestly, at this point in time is there anyone who has not seen the Weiner Pole?

If you haven’t, sext him and he will send you a copy

chyna's avatar

I admire Mr. Weiner for keep a stiff upper er, um, lip in all of this.

Kardamom's avatar

On a side note, I was driving down the freeway last week, and I saw one of those food trucks go by. The name of the company? The Greasy Wiener. Think I’m kidding? Have a Look

Someone should hire this truck to go and park in front of his office.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Oh, should SO park it in front of his office @Kardamom!

Buttonstc's avatar

I love the rest of the text on the truck too.

“all the trimmings”

(So does that mean he does a good job of manscaping ?)

“Loads of fun in a bun”

I’m not going near that one :)

The jokes just write themselves, don’t they?

:D

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

@Buttonstc Loads of fun in a bun gives a new meaning to up the old dirt road.:)

Buttonstc's avatar

Ha. You’re really bad :)

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Never tried to deny that.:)

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