Who or what will you bring along if an alien with a spaceship suddenly brings you on a tour across the universe?

A towel.

I’d tell them that ten seconds was not enough time to decide & decline there offer, I can see that shit on the Discovery Channel anyway, so stuff your tour up your extra terrestrial arse!!

Hubs and mom, that way if I loved it, I could just stay forever.

Hubby, kids, my cats, chocolate, cigarettes, and my iPad. They said I had ten seconds to decide, not ten seconds to grab it all….

Pen and paper, friends and family, camera, laptop, voice recorder, clothing, food and drink, hand sanitizer (hoping it wouldnt be offended), and a thank you gift.

@ucme: “I’d tell them that ten seconds was not enough time to decide & decline there offer”

Exactly. Who would want to travel the universe with a bunch of uptight assholes that would only give you ten seconds for a decision like that. I wouldn’t buy an ice cream from someone who said I only had ten seconds to choose a flavor.

@tom_g Seriously, you’d pass that up, I can’t believe that! I’ve been wanting to be abducted since I waved goodbye to E.T.!!

@KNOWITALL – Of course I’d pass it up. Then I’d likely spend the rest of my life regretting my decision. :)

@tom_g A decision not to be taken lightly, I mean, I can immediately think of at least a dozen people who would want to tag along, who to let down is going to take some time.

I’d bring my birth certificate. Heh heh…

I would insist that my mother-in-law comes along. Then, right before the spaceship departs….I jump off…..

^^ LOL

@tom_g See, I’m a ‘no regrets’ kinda gal, if mom and hubs weren’t around, I’d just hope they’d wish me well- lol

Pepto-Bismol and beef jerky.

A hot lover, my camera, and birth control.

Mescaline.

Ron Jeremy & a shit ton of KY.
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Several rolls of toilet paper.

my partner

My family, Milo, spare batteries for my hearing aid.

@gailcalled . . . I have always sworn that when my hearing finally calls for me to use some form of amplification I will find an old ear horn and make folks shout in to that.

I have an on line friend from another site who I would send. I would also like to send Dr. Kaku because he is great at explaining Scientific things in terms most intelligent people can comprehend.
I took many Science credits in college but, I am not a Scientist. I would want humanity represented by bright and compassionate people.

@philosopher Sure, because that’s a true representation of our race. sarcasm

@KNOWITALL
I prefer sending people who can understand what they are experiencing to clueless people. Many people would be overwhelmed and in reality unable to handle it. Not everyone is prepared for Space Travel. Few of us could fly in the in the type of planes our Air Force does. Only Astronauts have experienced Space Travel. It would take most people time to adjust. I am being realistic. If that offends you, I do not comprehend why.
Life is not a fantasy.

I’d bring my computer, seeing the universe is great and all but I’ve got too much to do online to leave it at home.

Oxygen.

A towel.

With the words “Don’t Panic” emblazoned upon it.

Just my cats. I don’t know anyone that would be a good traveling companion for light years of being stuck in a spacecraft. I really don’t do well with people that snore. lol
I’m good, an independent adventuress.

@Coloma Dont forget the squirt gun! For bad kitties… ;)

@hogbuttons LOl….and for people that snore like a 747.
I have always wanted to carry a squirt gun driving, zap obnoxious drivers through their windows…a nice little humorous fantasy. haha

Toilet paper