~Can I hire a prostitute to do my laundry?
~No hanky-panky. What would be a fair rate? Also what are the going rates for everything else like a wake up smack? Or help with homework?
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They just want the money, it depends on the person’s rate, though. And I’m sure they’ve done worse. There was a story from a prostitute who was hired to simply eat an apple while the man watched her and masturbated.
They’ll fulfill whatever desires you’d like.
You can also lower one, for really kinky activity.
Personally, I’d never want a high prostitute doing my laundry. A sober one, maybe.
Prostitutes have been known to share dirty laundry.
@talljasperman Sorry for the spelling error. Maybe I can hire someone to teach me basic spelling and usage.
Oh, yes, darling. When should she come over? ~
As long as you don’t want to make out she’ll probably be cool with it, but she won’t wash your windows. Prostitutes never do windows.
I can tell you that that will be the most expensive laundry you will ever have done. And she will be thrilled to do it.
A cleaning person would be cheaper.
@rexacoracofalipitorius Thank you for that, no really you are officially my hero.
It’s a sweet gig, I don’t need saving often, just funny links every other Thursday.
Hell, I’ll do your laundry. Half price. I don’t do dishes, though. I hate dishes.
Put her on fast rinse, you don’t know where she’s been.
I talked to my friendly neighborhood prostitute she said she would do it but you both have to be naked and maintain eye contact…
I’ve been thinking and I’m pretty sure this question means @talljasperman wants a prostitute to do the laundry so he can pull the old, well since you’re already here, and I’m paying you anyway why don’t we play doctor, route to happiness…
I could be wrong
@bunnyslippers Yes you are wrong… but great idea anyway, I had a neighbour who was approached downtown by a lady of the night (hooker) and she gave a price list, and we were making fun at her expense when we got home to suggest what her menu might be… like for free a good smack across the face… etc. We also wondered what you could get for $1,000,000 dollars… None of this is serious I won’t be hiring any hookers anytime soon, and I don’t have $1 million dollars to spend… not when I am ordering $80 fruit baskets impulsively.
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