John Stamos, Bill Cosby, and George Washington?

what do you mean by “screw”?

Anyway, if by ‘screw’ you mean ‘have sex with’, I would screw John Stamos, marry Bill Cosby, and kill George Washington.

@monochromatic Kind of lousy choices for a guy. How about you give us three ladies? Welcome to fluther.

Bill Cosby is a pos. Always has been. I don’t know anything about the others,but as an ex-professional call girl in the Brentwood area, I can tell you that this is certain. And if you don’t believe me, read about what Janice Dickenson has to say about him. It’s all true.

I’d fuck John Stamos (hello, who wouldn’t?), marry George Washington, and kill Bill Cosby.

Screw John Stamos, because he’s the only one who’s still alive and greek yogurt for life. Come ON.

Kill Bill Cosby, wait, he’s not already dead? Well what a whiny old geezer. He should be.

Marry George Washington, because he’s a President, and since he never got to live in the actual white house we’d go there and be all up in the Obama’s faces saying, “Move out! We own this town, it’s even named after us.” Then I’d get George to a dentist for some new teeth .

Yeah, these choices are way to obvious.

I don’t know I see seperate reasoning for the ones I’m leaning towards..
@Adirondackwannabe okay women choices…Kiera Knightley, Emma Stone, and Zooey Deschanel.
Why yes I did give you my three woman crushes.

@monochromatic That’s cruel. They are all hot and doable. But no way am I going to kill one of them. Wow that’s a tough choice.

Hey, why didn’t the women get choices like that?!

@GoldieAV16 It makes the choice extremely hard though.

I’d fuck Zooey Deschanel, marry Emma Stone, and kill Kiera Knightley.

How about this: Ryan Reynolds, Josh Duhamel, and Johnny Depp.

OR Collin Ferell, Bradley Cooper, and Chris Hemsworth.

OR George Clooney, Gerard Butler, and Brad Pitt.

…can’t I just fuck them all?

@livelaughlove21
At the same time, yes

Bang Brad, marry Gerard, kill George.

Sorry, but I’m not going within ten miles of that guy’s dick. Who knows where it’s been?

Bang Stamos, marry Bill, kill George.

I’d take Collin Ferell or my homeboy, Brad Pitt any day.

Speaking of fucking, who the fuck is Collin Ferell?
Colin Farrell fucks in a Phone Booth…allegedly.

@livelaughlove21 Fuck brad, marry gerard and kill clooney
And you picked my two favorite male actors…well either way josh duhamet just died…
And fuck collin, marry bradley cooper, and kill chris…
Also you killed the one woman in the word i would marry…harsh. :’(

And for my original question i’d fuck bill cosby then cut off all contact forever, marry the shit outta john stamos, and kill off george because that little bugger is a liar. Chopping cherry trees and shit.

@monochromatic I had to kill one of them! Keira’s just a bit too thin for me to want to fuck and I definitely wasn’t going to pass up marrying Emma, so I ran out of options.

Hmmm…Ashley Judd, Natalie Portman, and Charlize Theron?

I couldn’t even choose here. I love all of these pretty ladies.

Fuck Cinderella, Marry Snow White & kill Sleeping Beauty.
Cinders is fucking begging for it, Snow is the dependable kind & the other bugger spends most of her time asleep…finish the lazy bitch off.

@livelaughlove21 Can’t blame you, she could be a total bitch actually.
@ucme nah fuck snow white while all the creepy dwarves watch, marry sleeping beauty all sleep=no nag, and kill cinderella shes got too many resources to take you for granted, fairy godmother, prince husband, glass slippers seriously who the fuck does that? not to mention she has mice and birds doing her bidding, she’s muh too happy to need me.

@monochromatic Sure, she’s high maintenance, but it’s only a one off bang.

This thread is going in some disturbing directions.

Okay here goes:

Screw Zooey Deschanel, marry Emma Stone, and kill Kiera Knightley.
Marry Ryan Reynolds, Kill Josh Duhamel, and Screw Johnny Depp.
Kill Collin Ferell, Who? Bradley Cooper, and Marry Chris Hemsworth.
Screw George Clooney, Marry Gerard Butler, and Kill Brad Pitt
Kill Ashley Judd, Marry Natalie Portman, and Screw Charlize Theron
Marry Cinderella, Kill Snow White & Screw Sleeping Beauty

and to the original question:
Kill John Stamos, Marry Bill Cosby, and Screw George Washington?

Why? I don’t know I’m a complex guy the reasoning isn’t important I just went with my gut.

I’m not gay just secure enough in my manliness to imagine other dudes penises. Okay I creeper’d myself out sorry.

@bunnyslippers so you kill kiera but marry natalie holy shit they could be twins?!
And for killing the stamos i shun you and curse you with eternal…
genital warts or something equally uncomfortable

I sense tension in the air…or maybe that’s tacos…
Is anyone cooking tacos?

mmmmm tacos

@monochromatic Yeah, they could be twins – if Natalie weighed 87 lbs.

I kid, I kid. They do have similar features.

@livelaughlove21 If Kiera gained weight people would shit bricks at the likeness :p

Abraham Lincoln, Martin Luther King, John F Kennedy. Go.

Easy, Kill Kennedy, Screw King and Marry Lincoln

Screw Stamos, marry Washington….. but if I kill Cosby everyone will call me racist. I’m screwed.