Will someone please hijack this thread? ( part 2 ) (possibly NSFW)

Still waiting for my fruit basket… 4:06 PM, laundry almost done.

Cats rule.

Hi Jack, how’s it hangin man?

If you don’t want to be called out about stupid religious stuff don’t bring it up.

What about (WFSN)?

Define “will”. Let’s start from there. Then define “someone”... and “please”... and…

W ould F uck S tevie N icks.

New episode of What Not To Wear tonight. Yay!

@ucme Stevie Nicks is still sexy a hell. How old is she anyway? lol

I like pie.

@Katniss I believe she’s in her sixties, paper bag & a condom then..

@ucme . . . What about for you?

@Blondesjon I’m not humping an old girl for any less than ten grand & she must be sworn to secrecy.

That’s how Hitler started.

What kind of tree do acorns come from and how many reipes do you have that call for them?

Anyone need anything from the frizzer? I’m ‘bout to make a quick supply run.

@WillWorkForChocolate Buttercream icing cake for sharing.

Today’s the perfect day for that. At least, for me it is. Lousy day calls for yummy indulgences. I’ll also grab some chocolate truffles, a chocolate pie, some summer sausage, cheeseburgers, taco fixins, Dr. Pepper, string cheese, cottage cheese, colby jack cheese, bagels and cream cheese…..

I like cheese.

You must have the strongest sphincter ever.

Ummmm, not so much. I’m mildly lactose intolerant, but when you gotta have cheese, you just gotta have cheese!

@WillWorkForChocolate I like warm to hot melted cheese.

I could make us some crockpot dip…

@WillWorkForChocolate sure… can we dip celery sticks?

And bread cubes, and tortilla chips, and… okay now I’m just hungry.

@WillWorkForChocolate Can we have Zesty Dorito’s instead of tortilla chips?

@talljasperman 7:17pm no fruit basket, laundry’s done and shoved back in the done laundry hamper

What’s with you and the fruit basket thing lately? :D

No

@Blondesjon Nooooo

I fear the apocalypse is upon us. 666 questions!

It’ll stop dead cold at 1G.

@WillWorkForChocolate I ordered a $80 fruit basket to be delivered today, and I’m skipping supper myself hoping it will be here. It was supposed to be here between 12 – 5 pm, but I made a mistake on the postal codes and the delivery date is august 16 and no hour was mentioned.
7:44 and no fruit basket.

Eat some cheese.

Oh… This looks like a great place to vent all my old questions fluther wants to moderate.

These questions have been sitting in my needs editing for years. It doesn’t include the deleted questions before I was banned.
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-“Who wins this hoola-hoop contest?”

-“If Ron Paul competes well in Iowa, will the press brush the victory off as a fluke?”

-“Do you like wildlife photography?”

-“The internet goes down for one month. How do you spend your time?”

-“You’re not going to update your Dell Streak to todays release of 2.2.2… are you?”

-“Oh Dear! Did Wiki Leaks just usher in the Second Coming of Christ?”

-“Are you angry? Well then, why am i angry?”

-“Ladies, have you ever done the Tiger Dance?”

-“Will you say a prayer to the Pool Gods for me?”

-“NSFW… Were Jesus, Buddha, or Krishna ever sexually stimulated?”
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These questions are obviously in need of moderation, scandalous as they are.

consider this thread… “officially hijacked”

Gorzelanny

The best lubricant-?

Shouldn’t they call that Lubri-can?

8:52 no fruit basket… lighting and thundering no rain.

The best lubrican-?

Lucroy. Ohhhh!

Déjà vu?

9:42pm and no fruit basket.

@talljasperman It’s 12:30 here.
Any sign of that fruit basket?

I hate Jäger and I hate Red Bull, but Jagerbombs are pretty good.

@talljasperman It might be on Tuesday because I don’t live in a major city. 11:22pm

Mean bout of diarrhea getting me down!

Should I ask a question about whether I should call the doctor about this mouth sore?

Is shaving off my eyebrows a good decision if I’m trying to find a sugar daddy??? ?

Look at me! Fluthering on my computer. What? lol

Can anyone else hear Charles Darwin screaming from his grave?

Can anyone else hear me screaming from my bed? My favorite chocolates are missing…

Where’d this fruit basket come from? Yum.

Why, oh why, don’t men still look like THIS??????????

Dragon’s Crown.

Epic.

Triple posting yo.

(NSFW gore, violence)
The Ultimate Showdown.

Back from around the corner, “They’re BA-ACK ! !”

OK. But I seriously miss @Symbeline‘s “Hath tho pon” first comment.

All in fair tyme, m’lady.

The fruit basket was canceled by the company… my money was never refunded. lost $80 in the deal and Telus stole $192 dollars fro the iPhone 5 that they never refunded.

Not only do I hijack your thread by not talking about hijacking as thou hath inquired pon’, but I do indeed hihjacketh thy peaceful nights!

So, what creeps you guys out?

Ye GODS I hate those things. LOL. No matter how many times I hath been caught with my pantaloons down by such videos, I always seem to falleth for them every syngle tyme. I am but a fool!

YOU WANNA SEE SOME REALLY COOL, REALLY SHORT VIDEOS? LOOKY HERE!

Scissors, if available. Otherwise, even as an agnostic, I recognize and celebrate this thread.

^^^Interesting.

Two months and no answer.

A whole year this thread hath been up, and yet, most participants have received no lurve.

@Symbeline I fixed that the best that I can.

Me too. I just lurved every single answer lol.

This thread is too long to read already, I am off to think of a fluff question.

Reeeead iiiiit…’‘makes a fist’’

XD

Don’t get agita @Symbeline.

I don’t think I like Flaming hot Cheetos any more.

Maybe we can switch to this question.

Will someone please hijack this thread? ( part 2 )

Welcome to the original question answerers.

I miss you, Stu.

Necroposting a new answer.