You have suddenly been granted one wish, what did you use it for?

I would wish to know what I really want.

I would wish for the power to make folks shit their pants whenever I pointed at them.

If the squirrel really is a dick, I wish for his nuts in a vice, just because.

I want money. Not a ton, just… Say, $60,000 per year.

I wish for my children to live basically happy lives. That’s it. And a queer rainbow pony. Obv.

I wish for the right words so that my husband and I can completely understand each other when there’s a difficult subject to discuss. Heaven knows I haven’t found them on my own, so I will take the squirrel’s help.

Some KFC spices for my squirrel kabobs.

Pay off my home equity loan, save my house.

Health

More semi-colons.

I would wish for every gun and other destructive device on Earth to disappear—POOF!

All pollution suddenly cleared up.

I would wish to be granted greater magical powers than even the one who granted my wish.

Then I’d grant @Pachyderm_In_The_Room‘s wish of making every “destructive device on Earth to disappear——POOF!”… And since humans are the most destructive device, then everyone would “POOF!”.

including myself because I just destroyed humanity

i hate evil squirrels

If I can’t raise anyone from the dead, I wish every living person on Earth would never die! (including me of course)

Oops! I almost forgot there are people I don’t want to exist at all :p

Everyone who want a job is now fully and gainfully employed. That would get me out from under all the relatives I am currently helping out.

More wishes.

A perfect body. poof.

^^^One that doesn’t age? That would take two wishes.

@CWOTUS Busted! Read the question again :)

“Again?” You’re assuming that I read it the first time.

For both me and my boyfriend to be able to retire, which would cut out more human contact, bliss.

I hate to say ‘money’, but most of what I want at the moment, can be had with more money.

So I’ll say it… money.
oodles of it

@Mimishu1995 – Watch “Torchwood: Miracle Day,” and you may change your mind about wanting no one on Earth to die.

I wish for my boyfriend and I to move into our ideal little house in the Highlands (Scottish) and live happily ever after.

@tedibear Just look it up on Wikipedia. Maybe I have to change my mind :(

To be free of all my debt and have money saved!

I used it to make Donald Trump president.