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I once saw a streaker wearing work boots and nothing else.

Chickity China the Chinese Chicken.

Rancid avocados raining green goo on the car’s windshield.

I don’t understand what “Let’s play Facebook” means.

I will run the Cancun half-marathon in December.

@Jeruba Have you seen the inane bullshit people post on facebook.? I think it’s referring to someone posting on their daughter having her first period.

I believe you’re referring to my question about my sister and her daughter’s period. If so, then @Jeruba, “let’s play Facebook” refers to people posting private information on Facebook that no one needs to know.

Here’s one: My right breast is sore.

@Adirondackwannabe beat me to it…

Sorry, bad by my standards.

Warner Bros. picked Affleck as the new Batman.

Peas make me gag.

@Adirondackwannabe, nope. I sign on no more than a few times a year, read very little, and post even less (essentially nothing). I think the whole thing is more than a little bizarre. Would these same people post those announcements on a signboard in front of their houses? <shudder>

I know. I couldn’t believe it. I’m sure the girl’s classmates are going to make her life hell for a while. WTF are people thinking? Nice job fuck up mama of the year.

Over the last 24 hours I watched the entire first season (13 episodes) of the new Netflix series Orange is the New Black. I don’t usually go for unrealistic comedy-drama’s about naive yuppie redemption, but I enjoyed it so much I didn’t want it to end.

It’s started to rain.

I saw a huge spider on my toilet roll… Do you feel lucky punk?

Speaking of spiders I still feel enormously guilty about killing a pregnant spider that was on my living room floor.

Why haven’t I heard if orange is the new black?

I rescue spiders from drowning in the shower.

I fell asleep on a raft in the pool today.

I’m now watching Meet the Fockers.

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random enough?

I hate dog, woof, but now I love cat, meow.

I want to be so bad. I love cat too.

My hemorroids are itching.

I need to get the hell out of California before I lose my mind.

I cut the hatch today.

Eye blinked therefore eye am.

@dxs have a drum stick and your brain stops ticking

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I’m in a negative mood the last few days. Having a new guy friend tell me I was ” Funny, sexy and intelligent” was like a psych test. haha
The first thing that came to mind was ” Yeah, well, it sure hasn’t gotten me far!” lolol
Oh fucking irony, I love it!

At least I can use this compliment to make myself laugh…yeah girl for all that charm and humor and sexiness…well WTF happened, didn’t save me from this economic meltdown now did it. Pffft! haha

I tested positive for MSSA and not MRSA pre-op which means I swab my nostrils with antibacterial goo only once a day for five days before my surgery (want some photos?) and do the antibiotic showers only from the waist down.

I play the didgeridoo.

This is how I generate passwords for websites. Never the same one twice. I do store them in a textfile on my desktop and a copy on a usb drive that dangles from my key-chain. If someone gets physical access to my computer all security is lost anyways. Certainly safer than using the same e-mail and password for every site.

localhost:~ johnpowell$ openssl rand -base64 25
rbMYCpPovc280fFNi4HnmPxcGdhyoZAvWA==
localhost:~ johnpowell$

@RealEyesRealizeRealLies I cut the hatch today.

What does that mean??

@bob_ Good luck, man. :)

Random; playing me some Dragon’s Crown. Trying to get the trophy for beating the last boss in four minutes or less on the highest difficulty level. Ah cannae dae it, as I am no William Wallace. I try and try. Just can’t. Them I’m like, let’s try some of those…strong drought potions. They make you deal more damage, although said increase is pretty minimal…probably won’t help worth a stinking bitch. Fucking down two of those fuckers, sent that dragon packing its balls to the seventh circle of Hell. Don’t know how long it took me, but less than four minutes, as I got the trophy for it.

Stupid little potions that I’ve never bothered to really try after like, 110 hours into the game. Well, lesson learned. Don’t judge a nuclear monkey by like, it’s ability to cook up hot dogs, or something.

POOP

Oh so I get larvae for saying poop, but not for ridding the world of an evil dragon? Man, gotta love this place. XD

@Unbroken “What does that mean??”

I’ve been building a custom travel van

I cut a hatch in the roof to access a party deck and photography perch.

One Direction have just been executed, a gaggle of village idiots tapped them on the head with a toffee hammer until they were dead.
Took several hours, but the idiots were quoted as saying, “we had nowt better to do.”

@Symbeline you got ‘larvae’? lol

Speaking of larvae, I raise mealworms in my basement, to feed to my chickens.

Yes, @Adirondackwannabe and @livelaughlove21, that’s what I meant. Thanks for explaining. @Jeruba (re: spiders) A kindred spirit!

< is listening to Carrot Song
(best song eva, roflol) and drinking orange juice.

^^ Is now thinking about bolthouses carrot orange juice. Though I still love the carrot juice a bit more.

The Cat 6 control line from Port, Inboard got kinked during installation and now won’t transmit reliably. I need a Fluke Omni TDR scanner so I can diagnose all the other cables.
And I ate blueberry waffles yesterday.

I won’t share the Salted Caramel Cheesecake Chocolate I have.
Not even randomly.
Sorry.

@SomeoneElse Well, that’s just mean.

@longgone I did say ‘Sorry’!!
Would you share though?

@SomeoneElse Of course. I’ll share this awesome Porridge Cake Recipe as proof.

@johnpowell I have an encrypted thumb drive. After you enter your password it mounts a virtual drive onto the docked computer.

Random? How about I fucking hate assholes who hold double stnadards about virginity?

@syz Not so random. :)

I am playing fetch with my cat.

A great little rainy/sprinkley morning here….helping to douse the fires in CA. here.
Oooh…cool and nice!

No.

I’m learning Dothraki. High Valyrian is next.

Just used my kitchen-timer-on-a-string for the first time. I boiled a pan full of new potatoes and managed to turn the flame off before destroying a serious 3 quart Kitchen-Aid sauce pan.

@Haleth what a love language. Lol.

Did they actually go so far as to make high valeyrian a language I have only gotten through season 1

@Unbroken There’s one extremely awesome and asskicking scene in season 3 where Dany uses it. It would probably be confusing, spoilery, or both if you’re on season 1, but I can link to it if you want.

They don’t use it as much as Dothraki, but there’s been a bit so far.

Awesome. I have to say I had little faith the show could live up to the books. But I loved it so far. Even though I initially thought the casting was all wrong and out of all charaters cast really only liked Jon snow. They have grown on me a little and I will eventually get there. No spoilers please

Just to report my landlord found and smooched the spider… now I can crap in peace.

Just went to see the One Direction movie with my daughter. I’m surprised to admit I enjoyed the film.

@jonsblond I saw : You’re next” with my daughter yesterday, it was very entertaining. haha

@talljasperman I hope you mean “smooshed”.

I’m nauseous as fuck. I can’t get anything done. I feel like since I wanted to be pregnant so bad I can’t complain. I feel like a bad parent/wife. I want to cry. I’m pregnant and hormonal.

@Cupcake What, so spiders can’t be loved?! How incredibly close-minded.
Of course you’re allowed to complain. Isn’t that one of the few good things about being pregnant? You should be whining all day. Take advantage!

@longgone Feeling free to crap in peace after witnessing your landlord make out with a spider is a bizarre thought. Just me? ~

I just want to see the thing on ultrasound. I want to know that the heart is beating and it’s not about to explode one of my fallopian tubes. On the positive side, my husband has been so amazing and supportive. And the thai restaurant near my job has the perfect clear broth soup for my nausea. I would eat it every day. Maybe I should…

Hey spiders are people too. If he wants to date a spider who are we to judge?

It’s not the dating… it’s the pooping!!!

@Cupcake Yeah, his end game was the crapping. Different strokes for different folks. Good luck with the stomach. I saw one theory that it was related to reactions to certain foods. I have no idea if they were on track but if it helps try it.

@Adirondackwannabe Thanks.

It depends on how old the spider is, and what the age of consent is for spiders in your area. Also, we know that “landlord” is a male term. Is the spider male or female?

Polar bears always roar when they poop.

Just gave you lurve for your slaying a dragon post @Symbeline : )

@mazingerz88 Thanks bro. I slew him good. :D

Lovin your avatar @Symbeline. : ) But you’re aware he enabled Arthur to sneak in another man’s wife’s boudoir right-? Wait, come to think of it, he did indeed dressed up rather pimpy. Heh.

I tried to rescue a sweet little kitty in a huge parking lot today. She was scared but not totally feral. It was a fail. I am sad.

I saw this yesterday.

“I am late for my appointment”: the poster apparently felt it was necessary to squander yet more time to announce it to the FB world.

@mazingerz88 Yeah, I know lol. Seriously, Merlin was a bit of an asshole, really. XD

@gailcalled Hilarious! People are nuts!

One of my cousins, whom I really love, takes photos of the labels of every bottle of wine she orders and shares them with us. She goes out to dinner almost every night.

I went to the doctor today and his hands were very brittle and cracked. I thought it was due to overuse of alcohol based hand sanitizers and disinfectant soaps.

If his gloves broke with an infected patient his first and greatest line of defense is gone. Too bad he doesn’t know all soaps are disinfectants. That always washing with a regular soap instead of handsanitizers and putting a d ointment on before putting on gloves when they feel dry would solve his problem.

Instead when he shook my hand I was wondering just how many germs were hanging out in those.cracks.

(NSFW) I had a nice movement today.

As of yesterday I’m going out with the guy I like.

I made the most delicious veggie and smoked sausage soup tonight.
Served it with olives, french bread and a Caraway Havarti cheese.
OMG!
Eat your hearts out jellies!

My landlord made me a plate of toast and jam…and I am loving it.

My sister had the opening reception for her art show in Manhattan tonight and had sold ten paintings two and a half hours before the reception started.

@gailcalled Excellent!!! I’m doing better too.:)

@gailcalled How wonderful…well deserved!

Update: By the end of the opening reception at 8:00, 15 of the 19 paintings exhibited by my sister had been sold, with dealers who could not make it calling and showing interest. A huge success.

@gailcalled Could we get a deal on one of the remaining ones?

@bob_: You’re the economist. Remember supply and demand. Apparently everyone is already planning for price increase for the next few shows. We are joking that my sister has so many orders and galleries asking for works to display that she will have to open an atelier and hire assistants to paint the background, like Titian.

@gailcalled Maybe she could write it off as a charitable contribution? Support foreign aid, yo!

Or support foreign travel for indigent trilingual persons who did not appear to be sleeping under the bridges in Vienna.

Okay…THIS has got to be “random” weirdness of the day!
7:40 a.m. in CA. and I was just sitting out by my garden having coffee under a giant pine tree when I heard something come crashing down from above.
Figured it must be a pine cone from the squirrels.
The object hit the ground, literally one foot away from me and it was a huge chunk of some kind of BONE! lol

Damn, that would have hurt had it hit me in the head!
Cannibal squirrels on the loose. Yikes!

I saw a dead bird yesterday. Seems that Nail finally kicked its ass.

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Quadrilingual.

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The problem with randomness.