Are you a narcissist?

Good at small talk
6’5” height
216 I.Q. from practice bias.

To be fair I think every repeat customer to this site has enough narcissism to at least drive them to do this.
I will not tell you my greatest strengths, because with those you may deduce my greatest weaknesses! and of course, my MANY enemies are constantly looking to topple me

I’m also handsome.

I’m easy to get along with.

I do oral.

I can only list 3?

@drhat77 “I will not tell you my greatest strengths, because with those you may deduce my greatest weaknesses!” Ok that was awesome…

1. I have fascinating nighttime dreams
2. I have great salt and pepper hair
3. I’m a movie trivia expert

No I’m not. I’m actually pretty self-deprecating unfortunately.
Let’s see:
I think on my own.
I think I’m good at talking to people.
I like to play the piano.

@DWW25921 look at how this thread is exploding. I told you this site is by nature of its form of expression just FILLED with narcissists.

People instinctively put me in charge in a crisis.
I can get any impossible thing done.
I am aware in hindsight of all of the things I could have done better.

@drhat77 I noticed that!

@Imadethisupwithnoforethought I have this window that needs sealed up and I can’t reach on the side of my house with a latter because of the steep hill… The roof above it needs repaired and I’m afraid to get it from the top. The window is so old I’m afraid they’ll fall apart if I hang out the window itself… Any ideas?

-I have a wide range of hobbies such as boxing, rock-climbing, literature, archery, etc
-I have good hygiene and I take care of my body
-I can speak four languages

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@DWW25921 One of your neighbors likely has a longer ladder and feels stupid that they bought a super long ladder and never use it. Mention the problem to those neighbors most likely to invest in useless tools.

@Imadethisupwithnoforethought It would have to be realllllly long! Maybe… I’ll look in to it.

I’m bright
I’m funny
I’m creative and….I have a great smile! :-D okay that’s 4 lol

Oh, and I will kick your behind in Scrabble.

I’m Good Enough
I’m Smart Enough
and Doggone It, People Like Me!

1. I’m fucking smart.
2. I’m a great listener.
3. I’m an awesome cuddler.

Isn’t being narcissistic a bad thing? No then, I am far, far too perfect to be any sort of bad thing?

Healthy narcissism is having good self esteem. Pathological narcissism is being an arrogant fuck, uncaring, a liar, a user, a step on anyone to get your way, what you want. Embracing ones strong points is not even close to the mental condition that needs serious therapy, which won’t work anyway on the truly narcissistic as they have zero ability to self examine.

@Coloma Yikes! I’m pretty sure… I fear you…

^do not fear. She speaks the truth

@DWW25921 Mea Culpa…I hope you get over it. ;-)

1. People tend to think I’m smarter than I think of myself as being.
2. I usually make a good impression.
3. I’m beginning to show my age.
Is that humble enough? Heaven forbid I should come across as being narcissistic, even though there’s some narcissism in me. Otherwise I wouldn’t wear any makeup or put together what I think is an attractive, if conservative outfit each day.

@Coloma OK, then I must have just enough for it to be a good, healthy thing. I think being married for 35 years now is a sure hedge against ever thinking I’m even remotely close to perfect.

1. I collect records
2. I know which records to collect
3. Just overall rad at being me

My left eyebrow is simply stunning.
I’m an expert at colouring in with crayons, purple being my fave colour.
I can tap step something thirties in a pair of Spongebob slippers, extra impressive in the flip-flop kind.

I’m honest.
I don’t think there is anything else. I will have a think and come back if there is.

@Coloma as for a narcissists zero ability to examine I reference all of my above posts

An interesting observation I have is that folks mentioned what they do and how they are more than appearance. It’s interesting to see all the different personalities shine through! :)

Jaw-dropping, huh? Pictures or it’s a lie.

Hm, good things about me…

- I’m a fantastic student without really having to try.
– I’m open-minded about other people/lifestyles/etc. and believe that we should live and let live.
– I am super organized.

…that was harder than it should’ve been. Good thing you didn’t say 4 things, because that’s all I’ve got.

Speed-reader, hard worker, good wife & daughter & pet mom. I find narcissists disregard others feelings.

Tall
Friendly
Experienced

@josie LOL…. “experienced”..as in? snicker

Well I’ve been more humble than most people that I knew, so I’ll be an arrogant jerk one time here. 1) I have pretty blue eyes, to the point where random girls on the street or at work will go out of their way to tell me this. 2) I literally look half my age at 40 (people usually think I’m around 20 to 25). 3) I’m a very slow learner and reader, but when I’m motivated enough I usually end up blowing ahead of everyone else.

@bob_

How smart can you be if you can’t even make your own sandwiches. lolol ;-)

Self assessment doesn’t work for narcissists.

@mattbrowne
Right, because there is no true self to assess, only a grandiose self image.

I’m kind, fairly smart, and very honest.

1) Good looking
2) Funny
3) Smart
CCCombo! Of course I am some sort of a narcissist