What nasty action have you ever done to a video game character?

Mercilessly pistol whipped an NPC in Halo until he died. Then killed the rest of them with a gravity hammer.

I beat up hookers and take their money in Grand Theft Auto. I also jack cars and run people over, just because I can.

I torture my Sims too. I usually place him/her in a room and then remove the door and watch them die. the crying gets annoying for a bit

I also drove Princess Peach off a cliff.

@Katniss you can do that in GTA because you are supposed to be a criminal there. How about L.A Noire (where you are supposed to be the law)? One day when I got bored I made Cole drive as recklessly as possible and actually caused 10 cars to explored. When the angry drivers got out to shout at me I crushed them to death. I also drove on the sidewalk and killed people for kicks.

My background story: Detective Cole Phelps, who was at the height of his fame, suddenly lost interest in serving the law. He thought running around without causing damages, finding evidence, accusing people and shooting bad guys were stupid. He needed something much, much more thrilling, more action-oriented. So to make his life more exciting, he started trying to be a criminal. The first step was to be a reckless driver…

I don’t do escort missions.

Period.

@jonsblond That’s why you put them in the pool and remove the ladder. They die much quicker :P

@Seek_Kolinahr Me either. Until AI is improved I don’t think I ever will. I loved RE4 up until the point I had to start protecting the president’s daughter “NO BITCH I SAID STAY IN THE DUMPSTER!!”

In Assassin’s Creed, I like killing homeless people who get in my way. I mean seriously, they’re so fucking annoying. There’s these mental crazy dudes that bump into you and punch you out for absolutely NO reason, and women that get in your way begging for coin. These are meant as obstacles for you when you’re trying to be discreet, trying to escape or kill some jackass Templar and whatnot…but I just fucking shank em, cuz they piss me off. Stupid homeless people. Die!

But most video games are about killing things, so it’s not like I feel bad or anything.

You don’t understand, I need the money!

YOU don’t understand, this is 12th century Palestine, EVERYBODY needs money, now get the fuck out of my way. ’‘stab’’

Oh I got tons, constantly tapping the crouch button on Crash Bandicoot when he’s right beside Coco looks like he’s going down on her.
Teabagging downed ememies on Call of Duty.
Randomly chainsawing the twitching corpses of dead locusts on Gear of War.
Best by far though is Grand Theft Auto. So many opportunities for sadism, mowing down everyone in sight in any vehicle of my choosing, an ambulance being particularly ironic.
Pussy kicking an already prone whore, boots soaked in her blood.
There’s one mission in Vice City where you have to pick up a bunch of whores in a van & get them to a club, it’s a timed mission but you get plenty of time to pull away just as one attempts to get in the van & then reverse over them, expendable animated whores, no one will miss them :D

Put a crim through a wood chipper. While he was alive. He will make some good mulch.
Then I impaled one at the zoo on a Rhino’s horn.
Threw one in the piranha pool.
Coated one in silver in galvanising bath.

You people are sick.

but I kinda knew that already and must like it

In the old days with an NES asian strategy game I would make one whole unit with one solider to waste time and block the whole army so I could run off the clock. After 30 days I win.