Do you use Fluther as a diary?

No, but I know some people do.

Only a few people who know me irl know about my identity here. I’d like to keep it that way. Fluther is a place for me to get help, for me to help others or to have a little fun. That’s it.

Dear Diary,

So fuckin’ like, last weekend and shit, I wanted to rent a movie, but there wasn’t anything good. It pissed me off. PISSED ME OFF. But then I found a 2013 release of this movie called Hammer of the Gods. It’s a Viking movie, so of course I rented it. It turned out pretty okay, except everything kind of went down the ass tube when my favorite guy died. The weekend before that I rented a zombie movie, and all I really remember was some guy saying he whacked off on a goat, and Uwe Boll playing the president of the United States. Just what the hell’s the matter with that guy, anyway?
Also, work sucks. My week sucked. I don’t like it when stuff sucks, it pisses me off. PISSES ME OFF.
Also I’m playing this game called Dragon’s Dogma, and tonight some ogre ate my Viking bitch with a French accent, Plus my computer broke. But now it’s back. So that’s cool.

Later, Diary.

Also no, I never do that. Ever. cuz it would piss me off

Nope.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, err, no.

No, I don’t.

Nope, that’s what diaries/ journals are for.

Dear Diary,

So earlier I cleaned the guest room and found that old pair of boots I was missing! It’s funny how things work out as I was just thinking the other day it would be nice to come across them before Winter hits. This seasonal stuff I have crammed all over the house is driving me nuts!

Note to self; make a better “Winter storage system”. Buy some bins or something.

I don’t use it as a diary, but I frequently use it as a ventilation system, where it’s evident or not.

No, that would be too much work.

I thought you said dairy and I was milking it for all it was worth.

@rojo Dear Dairy,

I’ve noticed milk starts to go bad after just a few days. It’s disheartening as I like some with my cereal in the morning and I had half a gallon left and it’s bad. Please endeavor to place more accurate expiration dates in the future.

Are you there Fluther? It’s me @Blondesjon . . .

Dear Fluther,

I pooped today. I’ve also got another nasty headache and nothing seems to be helping. My kids are driving me crazy, but I wouldn’t have it any other way. And, oh boy here we go, my firstborn is growing up! She’s in junior high and has a new boyfriend. My little one is sure growing into a spitfire like her mama, look out world! And yet again, I had to pick my husband’s filthy sock up off the living room floor. WTF is wrong with him??? Well, I probably better go feed my kids and shave my cats now. Or is it shave my kids and feed my cats… I always get those mixed up. I think that feisty wench still has my helmet, too. UGH!

@WillWorkForChocolate You pooped? :D