Who wants to play "Every time I do/don't do ____, sure enough ____ happens!"?

Going through a fast food drive through I always double check my order. It’s been months, maybe a year, actually since it hasn’t been right so I got lazy. Last time I went through a drive through I didn’t check…and sure as hell, when I got home I found that they didn’t put cheese on my cheese burger!

Happens every time.