(NSFW) Did you have sex on your wedding night?

We spent our wedding night in a nice hotel with a nice restaurant and a nice view.

We had sex that evening and then around three am the folks in the room on the other side of the wall behind our headboard returned from what sounded like some heavy drinking. There were loud voices and even louder laughter. We were pissed at first because we were tired but that changed when they hit their bedroom and began fuck with crazy, pornstar moaning abandon. We both started giggling ourselves.

And before you could say ‘duh’ we were doing it right along with them.

One of us did.

In the wee, wee hours of the morning. She got heroically drunk. I think I watched a bad vampire movie on pay per view until she woke up.

I was actually on the tail-end of my period on our wedding night, so I gave him oral instead. We had sex the next night.

Yes, that’s the beauty of a simple wedding. The money went to a fab honeymoon & parties!

I don’t remember, and that’s the truth.

Never been married.

Yes, but very early the next morning, he left for a 2 week training class for his new job.
It wasn’t planned that way, but that’s how it turned out. We postponed the honeymoon cruise for 2 months.

@chyna Morning sex is really nice.

We were exhausted from preparations, the event and entertaining relatives so we slept when we finally could. We were nearly forty and had already been living together for most of a year, so the idea just wasn’t as exotic as it could be in other circumstances.

Heh..no. My ex was so drunk it was a bust. By the tome we got to our hotel he was in the dead zone. That was okay….we had a hell of a reception, dozens of people crammed into the hot tub, pool party, live music. He was always a jerk when he drank anyway…hence the divorce once I matured. lol

The first time, no. We were exhausted from the whole day of festivities and then the drive to get part of the way to where we were going. The second time around… wow, it was only ten years ago and I don’t remember! <blushing with embarrassment>

We drove from our reception to our honeymoon suite, not arriving until it was too late for either of us to feel like it until afterssome sleep.

Yes, although honestly we were both too tired to really enjoy it and, truth be told, would rather have just gone to sleep.

So, we did it again the next morning,

Then had breakfast, then went to see Star Wars as it opened that day.

I honestly don’t remember. We’d already been living together for nearly a year at that point, and our wedding night was spent at home, so if we did, it certainly wasn’t the first time.

I was lucky to get to the airport to get to our honeymoon destination.
Both of us (now my ex) partied all night with drinks and drugs and you
name it. I remember I almost threw up when the stewardess gave me a
bottle of champagne and said Congrats…..We made it to San Francisco
but I stayed in the bed at the hotel the whole time. I was that sick from
partying. What a waste…marriage lasted a whole year..maybe.
Obviously we never had sex the first night or any other night on our
honeymoon!

Mmmm hmmm.

Silly question. Does the wild bear crap in the woods? Does the Pope use Holy Water? Is Donald Trump a shit for brains?