~ How can one become rich sleeping all day and lying prone watching t.v.?

I don’t know. I haven’t tried that approach. But if you’ll pay for my place, food, the premium cable TV, utilities, insurance and such; I’ll fill you in on how I got rich as soon as it happens.

@ETpro You would have to move to Canada… we could be roomies.

Take out a 900 number.
Hot, sexy, Tall Jasper Man.
” Oooh baby, I am holding my big, throbbing, hot, 10 inch….....chocolate chip cookie!” lol

@talljasperman Send money for passport and tickets. :-)

Very slowly.

You could inherit it from a rich uncle who didn’t know you personally.

Rent yourself out to a beauty school as a practice subject, or sit around in a gallery and call yourself performance art.

Trust me I’ve been trying this for years and it hasn’t worked one bit.

@Coloma: You called?

If that’s the lifestyle that appeals to you there is no point in being rich.

Inheritance?

@cookieman: I rang two days ago. You took your own sweet time.

You did? I’m sorry I missed that my dear.

The only acceptable excuse is that you were busy baking.

^^^ haha…no flacid cookies for me!

Work for NASA. They are currently advertising a job for someone to spend 3 months in bed and will happily pay to watch your body waste away.

Put $10 million in the bank and invest it at 1.5% APR. That will give you $150k per year.

^^^ Haha….how simple a solution!

@Lightlyseared Do you get HBO and pop?

@ETpro You can not get passports In the us during the shutdown.

Mmmm…10 inch cookie.

@talljasperman Guess you’ll just have to get a job then.

Or invent, build, and market something.

Take off all your clothes, drape a few bits in an embroidered Spanish shawl, lie on a fainting couch and hire yourself as a model for a live drawing class. Have a clause in your contract for bathroom and shower breaks.

Include a codicil for donating your cadaver to a local medical school in a few months.

Step 1. Inherit large amounts of capital.

Step 2. Let about 3–5 competent, well-respected financial advisors invest your assts.

Step 3. Occasionally get off the couch, but just long enough to sort through your incoming mail and read your brokerage statements.

As a alternatives for Step 1, you could rob a few banks, manufacturer and/or sell illegal substances, or invent something clever. But, those options all involve varying degrees of effort.

You could start your own religion and have followers tithe you 25% of their income..