If I give you the answer, can you give me the question?

Look at my junk & tell me what this is dude?

Is this infected?

Is that an asteroid coming towards us?

“If I give you the answer, can you give me the question?”

Just pull up anything from Answerbag and you’ll be good.

What is this green puss?

While driving home as the western sun hits directly in your face because the days are getting shorter and you realize the snow season is coming.

Should I get this hemorrhoid pierced?

Are you really Alex Trebek?

Is it a bit of Skynyrd?

“Honey, can my mum stay with us a couple of days?”

cough, cough I’m wating for the doctor to call back cough do you think my test for SARS will be cough positive?
good catch, @gailcalled

Don’t you still know the difference between an answer and a question?

“Soooo, do you want to hear the latest gossip in the hood?”

Hey, dude, watch this. Are you watching now?

Didn’t I tell you there would be a train coming through the tunnel at 10 PM?

Can you come to my house for a party with some rural, unemployed Tea Party members?

Will you please just try Google Glass?

Would you mind if we played only Air Supply at our wedding reception?

My cousin and his first wife actually did this. I thought my ears were going to bleed out.

“Do you want me to lube you up before I fist you?”

Have you ever seen a real mushroom cloud?

Do you want to see this porn with Slim Whitman and Lawrence Welk?

You mean Lawrence is nude under his bejeweled cape?

Finding myself stuck in a Fluther meet up…make it stop, purleeze!

“Look what I got you for your fortieth birthday; a Bieber DVD!”

Why can’t I remember the difference between a question and an answer?

Hone, happy sixtieth! Oh, and by the way, I’m pregnant! Again.

@gailcalled I think they are taunting you. :)

Me?

Are you sure?

Honey, do these pants make my butt look big?