A Fluther poem that accurately reflects your time here, would go something like...?

Answering varied questions
Dipping one’s toes into many waters
Jellies swim in many oceans

A-holes & angels we’ve got them all, diva’s & drag queens, all seeking their truth. Speak up & be counted as fool or foe

..since only by asking will you ever know. (stupid mobile makes this difficult!)

Fluther is addictive.
Some jellies are very predictive.
I have learned a ton,
And, it is usually fun,
Except when some jellies are vindictive.

‘Twas the last day of August, the year – twenty-ten;
After lurking for months, I finally signed in.
And here I’ve remained, floating most days,
Riding the current, catching the rays.

The creatures who swim in this very same sea
Amuse and confuse and fascinate me,
My lurve score is lacking the means of expansion,
So I’m in the dog house while you’re in the mansion.

Hmm, a little negativity, probably reflects the current climate.
@KNOWITALL Damn those pesky mobiles :)
@picante Nice, very, very nice.

I once read that a rat can be wired
So that each time it pushes a lever
Its brain’s pleasure center is fired
And that rat will keep pushing forever.

Lest I pity my poor rodent brother
I’d do well to observe how my mouse
Keeps obsessively clicking on Fluther
To the utter dismay of my spouse.

I think that I shall never see
A Jelly lovely as is me.

A Jelly whose hungry mouth is prest
Against Fluther’s sweet flowing breast;

A Jelly that looks at Fluther all day,
And lifts his squishy arms to pray;

A Jelly that may in summer wear
A nest of seahorses in his hair;

Upon whose bosom beer has lain;
Who intimately drinks it like it’s rain.

Poems are made by fools like me,
But only Fluther can make a Jelly.

I arrived on a tidal wave of emotion
A refugee from answerbag, what a commotion

Our welcome was tepid to say the least
But I guess that’s just the nature of the beast

I soon settled in with a laugh & a grin
Some veterans objected, I took it on the chin

And so here we are nearly four years later
Questions are served as if from a waiter

I continue to post, a fully fledged jelly
It’s sometimes better than what’s on the telly

The letters are red.
The jelly is green.
Augie is our queen?
close enough

A middle aged turtle named Jake
Refused to write something fake
Some jellies objected
While others reflected
It’s best to eat nekkid pancakes.

A Jelly is a Jelly is a Jelly…....

(With an apology to Edgar Allen Poe)

The biomimetic propulsive medusoids of the jells, jells, jells, jells, jells, jells-

I labor in obscurity
My brilliance unlurved,
My opponents prattle on
Opinions unswerved.

Hey, we just seperated the clever from the dimwits, although one stray did slip through the net.
Cheers folks, good stuff!

Am I really pregnant or not?
Why doesn’t she like me? I’m hot.
What does this dream mean?
How can I come clean?
You got questions? Well, anwers we got!

Ok, One more:

THE question comes
indistinct, uncertain.

It waits for response
while jellies ponder
on matters import
and answered, is archived.

This thread should be neatly finished off with this little number…

Who farted?

Whoever smelt it dealt it
Whoever said the rhyme did the crime
Whoever did the verse made the atmosphere worse

Aye thang-yoo!

Where, or where is my
Asmonet?
And Tits McGee, too?
Kevin is gone
And so is JP
But Astro Chuckie
the Blondes,
Auggie and Gail
Are still here
From the hey day
Pancakes and Frizzers
and Popcorn Farts
All make me want to stay….

Hey…it may not rhyme but it works in my head….

@Sueanne_Tremendous JP is still around selectively.

@janbb Depends which JP one means, I suppose.

@janbb I did see he was here under a different handle ; )

I got to know Fluther one day or another,
Can’t give you a date like @picante , won’t bother
Looking back at old posts, I feel like a loser,
Am I that dumb, or was I hacked by another user?
Like most relationships,
Ours may have it’s dips,
But they never last long,
For lurve here flows strong,
Becoming friends with a jelly,
sends warmth to my belly,
No comparable site-
jellies, unite!