(NSFW) When will we get 3D porn?

Why would you want it?

@Headhurts A more inclusive/realistic environment?

cough Second Life cough

As a general rule, with any new method for distributing media etc the porn industry are nearly always the first adopters. Video, DVD, probably even the first printing press you name it there’s porn on it before most people even know the medium exists. The first reference for 3d porn for stereoscopic TV’s I can find is way back in 2010.

Nobody wants their eye poked out with a protruding penis, be like when that girl comes outta the telly in The Ring, only much, much worse.

Not to mention the sticky mess on your Google Glass.

There is 3D porn. Search any of those porn streaming sites for anamorphic.

It already exists – it’s called real life. There are plenty of exhibitionists out there that are willing to put on a show for the right price. I’m telling you, it’s like you can reach out and touch them. That’s an extra charge, though.

I hate 3D. I never think, “ooo, it looks so real” and I always leave with a headache. So that’s a thanks but no thanks on 3D porn. 2D works just fine.

Oh, ugh. Yuck. Blech. Now I have to go wash out my brain.

O dear lord I don’t think I’ll be able to keep my food in if I have to see the other dude’s penis in 3D!

You can already get it by watching through hyperoptic spectacles. The trouble is they make you blind.

^^^ Add all that extra masturbation and you’ll need 4 walking sticks and 7 guide dogs.

Ewwwwwwwwww 2D porn is bad enough! lol

The uncanny valley is going to kill that before it starts.