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Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

Should the Canadians start building a fence to keep the Americans out?

Asked by Imadethisupwithnoforethought (14682points) October 11th, 2013

Just to get a jump on things.

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Blackberry's avatar

No. They can use us when we mass migrate there to escape American poverty.

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

^Oh jeez blackberry, don’t you work for the Gubbernmint? You better cross right now.

trailsillustrated's avatar

I thought Canada was hardcore about people overstaying or being there illegally so I don’t think they will be able to stay.

glacial's avatar

We’ve already started. Once it’s complete, it should look something like the Wall in Game of Thrones.

Sunny2's avatar

We need to start digging tunnels NOW! Be sure to camouflage them well. We’ll build a nouveau underground railroad.

talljasperman's avatar

Everything will be fine as long as you don’t piss us off… then the water and oil gets shut off. Also no littering please. We accept recipes for cooking the perfect grilled food in place of payment. Also if you can get the secret doughnut formula from Crispy Cream that would be a good way to smooth things over.

Berserker's avatar

There’s no need for a fence, no American is going to survive our Winters, baaahahaha.

Pachy's avatar

Considering the increasing divisiveness in the U.S., I think we’ll be building fences between states before there’s one between us and Canada!

ragingloli's avatar

A fence? There should be a several kilometre wide strip of landmines and automatic gun emplacements! Maybe thousands of trap pits filled with spikes, acid, or liquid excrement, and the walls lined with razor blades.

OneBadApple's avatar

Don’t bother. You’ll spend all of that time and money on your fence, and we’ll simply re-re-refinance our houses, buy helicopters, and just fly right in whenever we please….

flutherother's avatar

Since the government went on strike there is only one person maintaining the Canada border.

It’s a 5,525-mile (8,891km) border, with 8,000 obelisk monuments dotted along it. These are cast-iron and stand five feet high, on a three-foot concrete base. Cleaning and maintenance is usually in the hands of eight field officers but seven of them have been told to stay at home.

That leaves acting commissioner Kyle Hipsley on his own. Speaking from a field office in Montana, he said everything was under control.

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