What's your most embarrassing injury story?

My girlfriend and I were naked on the bed, I crouched up to get on top of her, she spread her legs, and her knee caught me square in the left testicle, causing it to swell to twice its size. It never healed. It is called a hydrocele.

Very recently! Haha.

As you already know, I have cut my butt with a razor while shaving my legs. Twice.

I took my internship for Occupational Therapy in the Army. I developed a pilonidal (sp?) cyst between my butt cheeks from a hard sit-down fall while skiing. I became an exhibit for new doctors taking their internships to see what this cyst looked like. I got through it by pretending it didn’t matter. The guys were polite, but I could feel them suppressing their grins. I think that’s probably the most embarrassed I’ve ever been.

I once caught my penis in my shoe.

I broke my nose and tore the skin off of my face from forehead to chin, blacking both eyes and busting my lips by showing off diving into a pool in front of a cute guy. I hit the bottom. He left.

@Blondesjon How did that happen?

When I was a kid one of my jobs was to keep the farm equipment clean. How can a kid get hurt cleaning stuff? Well, there was lots of mud on the tires. So I figured a claw hammer would knock that mud right out. I set next to the tire and took a good swing with the hammer. The hammer bounced off the tire and right into my head. I learned not to try that again.
@Sunny2 How did you dare to touch that one?

@Sunny2 . . . It was a horrible double dutch accident. I don’t like to talk about it.

You were jumping rope?

no. i was in the netherlands.

@Blondesjon if my phone dies due to tea saturation, I’m going to kick your arse.

Mine… probably busting my knee something fierce on cobblestones while out partying with friends. I hadn’t dressed for dancing, so I borrowed an outfit and some sexy heels from one of the girls.

I have weak ankles at the best of times. Add in ladies’ night free drinks and an uneven walking surface, and I could hardly get from A to B.

I swore off heels after that…

When I was 16 a blood clot somehow developed in my rectum. At the doctor’s office, he called in a very beautiful blonde nurse / assistant to hold my butt cheeks apart while he cut the thing out. Hard to play it cool in that position, I’ll tell you.

Then when I got home, some of the guys from the neighborhood came over to point and laugh at me and my injured hiney lying on the couch, unable to move a muscle due to the extreme pain which that would cause.

I guess that kind of stuff will always be funny to a male teen audience….

@Blondesjon Sorry, I was away for a bit and couldn’t continue with my interrogation. If you’d rather not tell us, just say so. I can’t imagine what happened, but I won’t bring it up again.

I broke my foot walking down the street one day. Well, not just one day, I wasn’t a big drinker and it was my 21st birthday….so I was drunk. But, all I was doing was walking. It ruined my entire summer, as I did not know it was broken and continued to walk on it, thus furthering the injury.

I fell down a hill, on pavement, while rollerblading for the first time in 15 years, didn’t realize the one brake didn’t work, or maybe I just didn’t know how to use it. I tore my knee open, it later got infected. Was really gross.

I drunkenly rode my boss’s cruiser bike into a brick wall one night at a work party. It ripped my (brand new Chaco!) sandal off my foot and tore open a gash on top of the fairly recent scar from above foot injury ^^^^. Now it looks like a leaf/vine on my foot. It was a really wide gash, so I went to the doctor. Passed out for the first time ever!

I don’t drink anymore.

I sprained a digit while “finger” banging a girlfriend, knew I shouldn’t have used my big toe B-/

@Sunny2 I think @Blondesjon was being funny, implying that his male member is sooooo large that it got caught in his shoe…

^^ Thanks. Despite all my experience, I am still such an innocent in some ways.