[NSFW] What's really good with cream?

I don’t like cream. But i have had a nice experience with chocolate.

Weenies?

Cream cheese, cream pie, whipped cream, and sour cream, the kind from cows not men. lol pie

Whipped cream covered boobies. Not that I would know. But it sounds good.

Not sure whether Eric Clapton, Jack Bruce and Ginger Baker really need any help….

Whipped cream being licked from ones skin sounds like it would be great. It’s mostly
very sticky and kind of gummy. It was worth a try, but not worth a repeat. Same for chocolate syrup. You have to launder the sheets before you want to sleep on them. Even more unattractive situation is making love on a sand dune. Once was enough.

Your pummeled throat.

Thinking…

@Headhurts If you do it right, you can have a mixture of chocolate and cream. :-)

@Kardamom Indeed. It helps them slide into the buns.

@Coloma Ladies can cream their jeans just as well as men—perhaps better. So I had anthropomorphic forms of cream in mind. Lactation counts.

@anniereborn With a cherry on top, because most ladies that go for that aren’t going to be cherries without adding a maraschino or two. :-o

@OneBadApple Well they didn’t in the 1960s but they could use a little help now.

@Sunny2 Cream and latex sheets. Where the rubber meets the road.

@ragingloli Don’t offer what you ain’t equipped to deliver.

@mazingerz88 This isn’t the sort of thing that yields well to over-thinking.

A side of juicy strawberries.

@blueiiznh Strawberries and cream. Since this is a NSFW thread, I have to wonder where you plan to put them before eating the treat.

Still thinking…but…all I have so far is…female moans-? Lol

@mazingerz88 Keep at it, man. Enough moans and she’ll sooner or later cream.

Oh I forgot the blindfold that does along with the items.

@blueiiznh So your paramour will know by taste that they am feasting on strawberries and cream, but they will have to guess by sense of feel and smell what vessel they are eating from. I love it.

@ETpro Someone’s a little randy tonight, lol.

@Haleth It’s Freaky Friday. I have no control over that. :-~

@Haleth Randy is ETpro’s middle name, If you hadn’t guessed that already.

@Sunny2 Right. I just want nice, horny people to answer.

@ETpro
There are special dildoes with a squirt function, and you can buy artificial sperm.

Don’t offer what you ain’t equipped to deliver.

ETpro. Gotta love this guy lol.

@ragingloli Would love to, but I don’t think my wife would clear me for takeoff.

@Symbeline Old enough to know better, but young enough not to care.

Caring sucks, anyway. :D

I would have to say any kind of berries and cream. Another dessert that comes to mind for me is a cannoli with chocolate chips. I know cannoli is made with ricotta cheese but it is deliciously creamy! Feeding each other berries and cream would be heavenly.

A Cadburys flake. Messy but sexy.

Anything that can pack cream. A pussy, and ass, a cock. The heartfelt release is cream is creamy; Period.

…period?

Children !!......(tap-tap-tap-tap-tap)......CHILDREN !!!

@Symbeline Strawberries and cream?

@OneBadApple Spoilsport’

@ETpro LOL dude gross XD

Can I have my toes dipped in cream? Toe sucker. One toe at a time plopped into his mouth and tugged on gently as I chuckle and watch. A trail and pit stop at the sole of my foot then traversing the inner ankle a hop skip and a trot to the back of my calf and winding around to my inner thigh. Where there are flecks to be lapped and nibbled… Then the I get tossed a flip where my cheeks flushed are cooled by soft creme ant then slowly warmed with light breaths and soft nibbles, gliding the cravasse quickly a skier graceful and swooping. But ahhh.. then on to the next destination. The center of my lower back. A valley unmolested delicate. Just the faintest brushing of cream. Like the wind almost not there. Not quite sure it is is. Waiting expectantly.. but are those lips? Are they just grazing? In short ninja bursts, or is that the tip of the tongue scooping in one graceful dance painting messages in the the swoops and swirls? Before i can figure it out my side gets finger brushed with cream along the length. A toothful scraping follows and I am shuddering…...

@Symbeline guilty as charged, you don’t know the half of it.

@Unbroken OMG. Just reading that brought out some light cream. :-)

@ETpro Oh I can imagine bro. :p

@ETpro It was created in a moment of fun, glad some one enjoyed it Upon thought I might have put it on the wrong forum…

@Unbroken Well I am one Fluther member who welcomes the fact you posted it here. There may be other welcoming venues as well, but the American Dairy Association probably wouldn’t be one. :-)

Lol