[NSFW] Can you post some pictures or stories of great looking tails?

www.thegreatgourmet.com/shopexd.asp?id=48

Oops..I messed up, and thought this WAS the SFW version. Oh well..not enough coffee yet over here. lol

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Here’s my goose Marwyn in my avatar, do you know how hard it was to get him in that can?
Marwyns hard lemonade. lol
Okay, you can’t see his tail, but he has a very cute little goosey behind, nothing turns me on like a hot waddle. haha

Male ballet dancers have the best asses. And some football players.

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This is the NSFW version, people. I haven’t seen one NSFW picture. Allow me…

Best male celebrity ass goes to Brad Pitt (a la Thelma and Loiuse and Troy). Runner-ups include Paul Walker and Keith Urban.

As for females, Jessica Biel gets the prize. Sorry J-Lo and Kim Kardashian – there’s such a thing as too much ass.

Outside of celebrities, I have no booty pictures at my disposal. However, mine is pretty damn nice. :)

Milo here; Hey, you didn’t find my pix alluring and seductive? After all, I am naked and brushed to a high sheen.

I can’t find a pic of Norman Reedus’ butt right now, but I promise it’s fabulous.

On pins and needles waiting for @Kardamom ‘s answer

@Seek_Kolinahr: Milo here: It’s probably an ox tail.

Oh, lordy. I found Aidan Turner’s bum.

Thank you, BBC, for introducing this lovely example of manflesh into my life.

http://allthingsaidanturner.tumblr.com/post/43446629895/aidan-turner-naked-appreciation-post

I am having a difficult time finding any good booty pictures, but I’m going to give my picks anyway. I’ve seen all of their arses (some in pants, some out of pants in movies and TV shows) and I can guarantee you that they’re all very nice.

Benedict Cumberbatch

Alan Rickman

Johnny Lee Miller

Paul McCartney

Caroline Catz and Martin Clunes

Fran Drescher and Charles Shaughnessy

As I was searching for more delicious rear ends, this article/picture popped up in a Google search. NSFW in a slightly different way, but it made be giggle. You never know where you’ll find Jesus.

Cumberbatch has an awesome arse. And I’m not even into butts.

Cumberbum!

Oh My Goodness. How about this female?

@Seek_Kolinahr I saw BC on Jimmy Fallon a week or so ago, and Mr. Fallon described Mr. Cumberbatch’s fans (self naming) as Cumberbitches! I thought that was hilarious!

I just realized that all of my picks were Brits, except for Frannie! Guess those Brits just have great arses, huh?

@Coloma Well, if there’s such a thing as sexy food, lobster tail has to be right at the top of that list. Not food to fuck, like English cucumbers for those who like to be taken by their culinary treats, or round plugs cut in watermelons for those who want to add a little cream before eating; but food for the mood.

@LornaLove The girls are way to young to get my NSFW wires humming, but the underwater ballet with those tails is terrific and if they were a few decades older that would work for me.

@Coloma Hey darlin—whatever gets you through the long and lonesome night. I’m sure Merwyn’s waddle would wow the most wooden of nuns.

@syz Even I get the attraction to that action. Poetry in motion.

@gailcalled Milo’s one sexy looking cat, but if you really meant to post his pictures in the NSFW version of this question, I’m worried about you. :-)

@livelaughlove21 Now that’s what I’m talking about! Jessica Biel showing great ASS with great CSS. A Web developer’s wet dream.

@Katniss Judging from the rest of his body, I’d say that Triumph’s seat is in seventh heaven.

@Seek_Kolinahr WOW! That’s solar flare hot stuff there.

@Kardamom Alan Rickman sure proves good genes fill out good jeans just right. My own personal taste would run up the skirt of Caroline Catz, or Fran Drescher; butt yeah, the guys are hot too.

@livelaughlove21 Isn’t that the living end?

@Seek_Kolinahr Hot, hot, hot!

@Seek_Kolinahr Ha! That’s letting it all hang out. I’m pretty sure that if I were a computer literate male baboon, I’d pay to subscribe to her channel. :-)

@Kardamom There is still an unsettled debate about whether they have great arses are are great arses. Sometimes, I think its both! :-)

@ETpro Just as well as I meant to post in SFW section

Tries again! sexy

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Phew

Ok, I have to intervene. Too much girl ass going on here.

Let’s start tame – not too shabby Matthew.
Just a little crack but good lord those dimples!
I’d like to stick more than a needle in this booty.
Still tame, but this ass makes my mouth water.
Aaaaand one for the road. Very nice.

Gasp! How could I forget!

John Barrowman!

Not only does he have a great arse, he is happy to share it!

@livelaughlove21 now I wonder how many people are checking out dog buts. I’d be embarrassed to admit that I checked out my dog’s butt enough to know there was a likeness of Jesus there!

I still want to touch Joan Jett’s butt.

@LornaLove Wow. #18 is my idea of heaven.

@livelaughlove21 Bi enough to love em all.

@Seek_Kolinahr Next thing you know he’ll have a “So you think you can twerk” video on YouTube.

@ibstubro Being a cat lover, I can’t help you fill in numbers for how many canine butts the Lord has shaped in His likeness.

@AshLeigh “Do You Wanna Touch Me?” Yes!

Ask and ye shall receive

@ETpro Well, check out the cat butts…you could be a first. Jesus is getting a little stale, though. Maybe you could find a nice feline Johnny Depp butt.

@ibstubro If you find a Johnny Depp butt, no felines are necessary. :)

@livelaughlove21 You’re my favorite person right now.

@Seek_Kolinahr I try. ;)

Yes, Joan Jett. I would love to touch you there.