[SFW] What unasked question do you want to answer?

Q: Who killed Bambi?
A: Probably Dick Cheney, although to be fair, he was probably aiming for pheasant.

How many jellies have ever been to jail?
I haven’t, but I would like a tour some day.

Why do we use fluther?
A: To share ideas
Why do we need to share ideas
A…..

Where are my matching socks?

Q How can I find a girlfriend like the one BFF that got away?

I can’t give you the question, but I can give you the answer.

Skittles.

@ucme A: If it was Cheney he had to be aiming at something else. It’s not that he wouldn’t do it. It’s just that he’s not a good enough shot to have killed Bambi on purpose.

@KNOWITALL I have.

@antimatter I assume the answer is the same for all of us. “Because my ideas are so important.” :-)

@cookieman Abducted by aliens, or course. I though everybody knew that.

@talljasperman If I had the answer to that one, I’d already have her to myself, my friend. :-)

@Blondesjon Too easy. Candy is the answer to ALL QUESTIONS.

@ETpro Hence the pheasant comment.

@ucme Sorry. I thought that even without saying, it would be obvious that comment is what I was playing off of.

@Blondesjon And ice tea ?