Is there a 'joke' or comment someone has made that you hate?
I would really like to know, some of my friends have heard disgusting jokes or comments they just hate. There is a boy in my class who is utterly disgusting always talking about sex and sexual things. What I’m trying to say is have you ever heard a comment that is disgusting and you just want to punch that person in the face because it was really sexist?
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I automatically hate anyone that uses these NSFW phrases…
Two in the pink, one in the stink.
If I can walk through mud, I can f*ck through blood.
If there’s grass on the field, play.
@whitenoise I’m surprised that some people have never heard of these. I’ve known these sayings for as long as I can remember. I assumed they were pretty common.
Two in the pink, one in the stink. – Refers to putting your first two fingers in a woman’s vagina while simultaneously putting your pinky finger in her anus. Also known as “the shocker.”
If I can walk through mud, I can f*ck through blood. – Refers to sex while the female is menstruating.
If there’s grass on the field, play. – If a female is old enough to grow pubic hair, she’s old enough for sex.
…all of which are spoken by pigs of the male persuasion.
I’ve always hated that saying ” just for shits and giggles” WTF? lol
Okay, I thought of more annoying things people say. Not sexual and not jokes, but they’re horrible all the same.
* I can’t stand when I’m on a forum or Q&A site and someone will quote a previous commenter and simply type, “This.” beneath it. Oh, so you agree with that person? Good for you. If you don’t have anything useful to say, shut the fuck up.
* YOLO. Enough said.
* Nom nom nom nom nom. Also, jajajajajajaja.
* Any sentence that involves more than one occurrence of the word “like.”
* The incorrect use of the word “literally.” It’s literally 1000 degrees outside….uh, it literally is NOT!
These things seem so benign, but they make me want to chew my own arm off so I have something to throw at the face of the person that said them.
Wooooooo!! @livelaughlove21 is on a roll today. Preach, sistah!
I really am cracking up right now!
I don’t like racial jokes..
Yes, it was during the campaigns of 2012. Republican Todd Akin from MIssouri made this statement: “If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.”
After I found out where my jaw had rolled to after it fell off, (it was under the sofa with gum stuck to it), I could only stand in abject terror at the brainless riff raff actually holding public offices.
Had I been standing in front of him, he may be now speaking like Betty Boop. However, I am not the violent type, but this may have been the exception.
I really hate it when people say “Weed isn’t a drug. It’s a plant.” I can’t help but automatically say “So is heroin.”
Also, I hate people who say “It’s not rape if you say surprise.” Shut the fuck up, kids.
I hate it when folks say, ‘apples and oranges’ as in ,“Comparing weed and heroin is like comparing apples and oranges”.
although it is appropriate sometimes . . .
Nobody tell @livelaughlove21 about the new American Revolutionary War themed porn movie coming out, Two if By Pink and One if By Stink.
Oh, I can’t go to Atlanta without hearing the MARTA joke.
Hate when people call a pregnant belly a “baby bump”.
@IheartMypuppy
That will likely be:
“Do you know what MARTA stands for?”
“Ehh… No…”
“Moving Africans Rapidly Through Atlanta.”
Hahaha ~
I hate that joke too.
@IheartMypuppy MARTA is the Metropolitan Atlanta Rapid Transit Authority. A subway system, I’d assume. So, I believe the joke is either implying that mostly black people use MARTA or that Atlanta populated by mostly black people. Just a stab in the dark. It’s clearly a racial joke.
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