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Which tabloid should I submit ~ my crazy paranormal stories to~ for profit?

Asked by talljasperman (21919points) November 16th, 2013

Instead of wierding out Flutherites where should I submit my crazy time travel stories to? Or should I write a small novel ? How would I go about writing a small novel ?

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ragingloli's avatar

That will not work.
You have to at least pretend that you think the stories are true.

talljasperman's avatar

@ragingloli Sorry I put the ~ I still believe I just didn’t want to be made fun of… Which means I can’t use my real name. Lest I get mocked 24/7. Thank you for reminding me the cost of being honest. Maybe I should write a story about some transgendered guy who is really into tentacle rape porn. It sounds like he/she/it needs more fiber in his/her/its diet so that he/she/it does need a good internal scrubbing, also itchy assholes mean that he/she/its might have hemorrhoids.

ragingloli's avatar

You could found a religion. Crazy people throughout history have done it. Joseph Smith, L Ron Hubbard, Jesus, Muhammad, the guys that invented yaweh.
You just need to be convincing/emotionally abusive enough to get enough followers and their bank accounts.

gailcalled's avatar

Here is a long list of forums for fantasy writers. There should be one or two that will fit your needs. https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=forums+for+fantasy+writers&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8

Anyone who has to ask about how to write a small novel (technically known as a novella) isn’t ready to write one.

talljasperman's avatar

@gailcalled I wrote a 55 page report on ethics class , in a month, about the alignment of characters in the nine alignments in Dungeons and Dragons and the correlation to other religions and psychological tests for personality and how they correlate. It was fun and I would like the opportunity to have people read my works.

gailcalled's avatar

Check out the forums. There must be one that is for you.

talljasperman's avatar

@gailcalled Thank you I found one… I’ll try it out.

pleiades's avatar

How about many stories in one novel? That’s what Christian F Anderson did. (Author of fables and stuff)

Jeruba's avatar

@pleiades, are you speaking of Hans Christian Andersen? If so, what novel would that be? As far as I know, they were all separate stories, generally referred to as fairy tales.

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